duty's path leads the 200th ind. southward from nashville.
"shorty" said si klegg, the morning after christmas, 1862, as the 200th ind. sullenly plunged along through the mud and rain, over the roads leading southward from nashville, "they say that this is to be a sure-enough battle and end the war."
"your granny's night-cap they do," answered shorty crossly, as he turned his cap around back ward to stop the icy current from chasing down his backbone. "how many thousand times 's that bin stuffed into your ears? this is the forty-thousandth mile we've marched to find that battle that was goin' to end the war. and i'll bet we'll march 40,000 more. this war ain't goin' to end till we've scuffed the top off all the roads in kentucky and tennessee, and wore out god's patience and all the sole-leather in the north. i believe it's the shoe-makers that's runnin' this war in the interest o' their business."
the cold, soaking rain had reduced the most of the 200th ind. to a mood when they would have 16disputed the ten commandments and quarreled with their mothers.
"there's no use bein' crosser'n a saw-buck, if you are wet, shorty," said si, walking to the side of the road and scraping off his generous-sized brogans several pounds of stiff, red mud. "they say this new general with a dutch name is a fighter from wayback, an' he always licks the rebels right out of their boots. i'm sure, i hope it's so. i like huntin' ez well ez anybody, an' i'll walk ez fur ez the next man to find something to shoot. but i think walkin' over two states, backward and forward, is altogether too much huntin' for so little shootin'. don't you?"
"don't worry," snapped shorty. "you'll git all the shootin' you want before your three years are up. it'll keep."
"but why keep it so long?" persisted si. "if it can be done up in three months, an' we kin git back home, why dribble it out over three years? that ain't the way we do work back home on the wabash."
"confound back home on the wabash," roared shorty. "i don't hear nothin' else, day and night, but 'back home on the wabash.' i've bin on the wabash, an' i don't want to never see the measly, muddy, agery ditch agin'. why, they have the ager so bad out there that it shakes the buttons off a man's clothes, the teeth out of his head, the horns off the cows. an' as for milk-sickness."
"shorty!" thundered si, "stop right there. if you wasn't my pardner i'd fight you this minute. i kin join in jawin' about the officers an' the 17government. a great deal of your slack that i can't agree with i kin put up with, but you mustn't say nothin' against my home in the wabash valley. that i won't stand from no man. for fear that i may lose my temper i'm goin' away from you till you're in better humor."
with that si strode on ahead, feeling as cross and uncomfortable internally as he was ill-at-ease externally. he hated above all things to quarrel with shorty, but the wabash valley, that gardenspot of earth, that place where lived his parents, and sister, and annabel but the subject was too sore to think about.
presently an aid came galloping along the middle of the road, calling upon the men to make way for him. his horse's hoofs threw the mud in every direction, and si caught a heavy spatter directly in his face.
"confound them snips of aids," said he angrily, as he wiped the mud off. "put on more airs than if they was old gen. scott himself. always pretend to be in such a powerful hurry. everybody must hustle out of their way. i think that fool jest did that on purpose."
the rain kept pouring down with tormenting persistence. wherever si looked were drenched, de pressed-looking men; melancholy, steaming horses; sodden, gloomy fields; yellow, rushing streams, and boundless mud that thousands of passing feet were churning into the consistency of building-mortar.
si had seen many rainy days since he had been in the army, but this was the first real winter rain 18he had been out in.
jabe belcher, the most disagreeable man in co. q, was just ahead of him. he stepped into a mudpuddle, slipped, threw the mud and water over si, and his gun, which he flung in the effort to save himself, struck si on the shoulder.
the aid spatters mud on si 18
"clumsy lunkhead!" roared si, as ill-tempered now as anybody. "couldn't you see that puddle and keep out of it? you'd walk right into the cumberland river if it was in front of you. never saw such a bat-eyed looney in my life."
"if the captain wasn't lookin'," retorted belcher, "i'd shut up both of them dead-mackerel eyes o' your'n, you backwoods yearlin'. i'll settle with you after we git into camp. your stripes won't save you."
"never mind about my stripes, old stringhalt. i kin take them off long enough to wallop you."
si was in such a frame of mind that his usual open-eyedness was gone. the company was wading across a creek, and si plunged in without a thought. he stepped on a smooth stone, his feet went from under him and he sat 'down hard and waist-deep in much the coldest water that he ever remembered.
"o, greenland's icy mountains," was all that he could think to say.
the other boys yelled:
"come on to camp, si. that's no place to sit down."
"feet hurt, si, and goin' to rest a little?"
"this your day for taking a bath, si?"
"thinks this is a political meetin', and he's to take the chair."
"place rest!"
"when i sit down, i prefer a log or a rail; but some men's different."
"see a big bass there, si, an' try to ketch him by settin' down on him?"
"git up, si; git up, an' give your seat to some lady."
si sat down hard 20
si was too angry to notice their jibes. he felt around in the icy water for his gun, and clambered out on the bank. he first poured the water out of his gun-barrel and wiped the mud off. his next thought was the three days' rations he had drawn 20 that morning. he opened his haversack, and poured out the water it had caught. with it went his sugar, coffee and salt. his hardtack was a pasty mess; his meat covered with sand and dirt. he turned the haversack inside out, and swashed it out in the stream.
back came capt. mcgillicuddy, with water streaming from the down-turned rim of his hat, and his humor bad. he was ignorant of si's mishap.
"corporal klegg, what are you doing back here? why aren't you in your place? i've been looking all around for you. the company wagon's stalled back somewhere. that spavin-brained teamster's at his old tricks. i want you to take five men off the rear of the company, go back and find that wagon, and bring it up. be smart about it."
"captain," remonstrated si, "i'm wetter'n a drowned rat!"
"well, who in thunder ain't?" exploded the captain. "do i look as dry as a basket of chips? am i walking around in a panama and linen clothes? did you expect to keep from getting your feet wet when you came into the army? i want none of your belly-aching or sore-toeing. you take five men and bring up that wagon in a hurry. do you hear me?"
and the captain splashed off through the red mud to make somebody else still more miserable.
si picked up his wet gun from the rain-soaked sod, put it under his streaming overcoat, ordered the five drenched, dripping, dejected boys near him to follow, and plunged back into the creek, which had by this time risen above his knees. he was past the stage of anger now. he simply wished that he was dead and out of the whole business. a nice, dry grave on a sunny hillock in posey county, with a good roof over it to keep out the rain, would be a welcome retreat.
in gloomy silence he and his squad plodded back through the eternal mud and the steady downpour, through the miry fields, through the swirling yellow floods in the brooks and branches, in search of the laggard company wagon.22
two or three miles back they came upon it, stuck fast in a deep mud-hole. the enraged teamster was pounding the mules over the head with the butt of his blacksnake whip, not in the expectation of getting any further effort out of them he knew better than that but as a relief to his overcharged heart.
"stop beatin' them mules over the head," shouted si, as they came up. not that he cared a fig about the mules, but that he wanted to "jump" somebody.
stop beatin' them mules' 22
"go to brimstone blazes, you freckle-faced posey county refugee," responded groundhog, the teamster, in the same fraternal spirit. "i'm drivin' this here team." he gave the nigh-swing mule a "welt" that would have knocked down anything else than a swing mule.
"if you don't stop beatin' them mules, by thunder, i'll make you."
"make's a good word," responded groundhog, giving the off-swing mule a wicked "biff." "i never see anything come out of posey county that could make me do what i didn't want to."
si struck at him awkwardly. he was so hampered by his weight of soggy clothes that there was little force or direction to his blow. the soaked teamster returned the blow with equal clumsiness.
the other boys came up and pulled them apart.
"we ain't no time for sich blamed nonsense," they growled. "we've got to git this here wagon up to the company, an' we'll have the devil's own time doin' it. quit skylarkin' an' git to work."
they looked around for something with which to make pries. every rail and stick within a quarter of a mile of the road was gone. they had been used up the previous summer, when both armies had passed over the road.
there was nothing to do but plod off through mud and rain to the top of a hill in the distance, where there was a fence still standing. a half an hour later each of the six came back with a heavy rail on his shoulder. they pried the wagon out and got it started, only to sink again in another quagmire a few hundred yards further on.
si and the boys went back to get their rails, but found that they had been carried off by another squad that had a wagon in trouble. there was nothing to do but to make another toilsome journey to the fence for more rails.
after helping the wagon out they concluded it24 would be wiser to carry their rails with them a little way to see if they would be needed again.
they were many times that afternoon. as dark ness came on si, who had the crowning virtue of hopefulness when he fully recognized the unutterable badness of things, tried to cheer the other boys up with assertions that they would soon get into camp, where they would find bright, warm fires with which to dry their clothes, and plenty of hot coffee to thaw them out inside.
the quick-coming darkness added enormously to the misery of their work. for hours they struggled along the bottomless road, in the midst of a ruck of played-out mules and unutterably tired, disgusted men, laboring as they were to get wagons ahead.
finally they came up to their brigade, which had turned off the road and gone into line-of-battle in an old cotton-field, where the mud was deeper, if possible, than in the road.
"where's the 200th ind.?" called out si.
"here, si," shorty's voice answered.
"where's the fires, shorty," asked si, with sinking heart.
"ain't allowed none," answered his partner gloomily. "there's a rebel battery on that hill there, and they shoot every time a match is lighted. what've you got there, a rail? by george, that's lucky! we'll have something to keep us out of the mud."
they laid down the rail and sat upon it.
"shorty," said si, as he tried to arrange his aching bones to some comfort on the rail, "i got mad at you for cussin' the wabash this morning. i ain't a fluid talker such as you are, an' i can't find words to say25 what i think. but i jest wisht you would begin right here and cuss everybody from abe lincoln down to corporal si klegg, and everything from the wabash in injianny down to the cumberland in tennessee. i'd like to listen to you."
