hudden and dudden and donald o'nery were near neighbours in the barony of balinconlig, and ploughed with three bullocks; but the two former, envying the present [pg 300] prosperity of the latter, determined to kill his bullock, to prevent his farm being properly cultivated and laboured, that going back in the world he might be induced to sell his lands, which they meant to get possession of. poor donald finding his bullock killed, immediately skinned it, and throwing the skin over his shoulder, with the fleshy side out, set off to the next town with it, to dispose of it to the best of his advantage. going along the road a magpie flew on the top of the hide, and began picking it, chattering all the time. the bird had been taught to speak, and imitate the human voice, and donald, thinking he understood some words it was saying, put round his hand and caught hold of it. having got possession of it, he put it under his greatcoat, and so went on to town. having sold the hide, he went into an inn to take a dram, and following the landlady into the cellar, he gave the bird a squeeze which made it chatter some broken accents that surprised her very much. "what is that i hear?" said she to donald. "i think it is talk, and yet i do not understand." "indeed," said donald, "it is a bird i have that tells me everything, and i always carry it with me to know when there is any danger. faith," says he, "it says you have far better liquor than you are giving me." "that is strange," said she, going to another cask of better quality, and asking him if he would sell the bird. "i will," said donald, "if i get enough for it." "i will fill your hat with silver if you leave it with me." donald was glad to hear the news, and taking the silver, set off, rejoicing at his good luck. he had not been long at home until he met with hudden and dudden. "mr.," said he, "you thought you had done me a bad turn, but you could not have done me a better; for look here, what i have got for the hide," showing them a hatful of silver; "you never saw such a demand for hides in your life as there is at present." hudden and dudden that very night killed their bullocks, and set out the next morning to sell their hides. on coming to the place they went through all the merchants, but could only get a trifle for them; at last they had to take what they [pg 301] could get, and came home in a great rage, and vowing revenge on poor donald. he had a pretty good guess how matters would turn out, and he being under the kitchen window, he was afraid they would rob him, or perhaps kill him when asleep, and on that account when he was going to bed he left his old mother in his place, and lay down in her bed, which was in the other side of the house, and they taking the old woman for donald, choked her in her bed, but he making some noise, they had to retreat, and leave the money behind them, which grieved them very much. however, by daybreak, donald got his mother on his back, and carried her to town. stopping at a well, he fixed his mother with her staff, as if she was stooping for a drink, and then went into a public-house convenient and called for a dram. "i wish," said he to a woman that stood near him, "you would tell my mother to come in; she is at yon well trying to get a drink, and she is hard of hearing; if she does not observe you, give her a little shake and tell her that i want her." the woman called her several times, but she seemed to take no notice; at length she went to her and shook her by the arm, but when she let her go again, she tumbled on her head into the well, and, as the woman thought, was drowned. she, in her great surprise and fear at the accident, told donald what had happened. "o mercy," said he, "what is this?" he ran and pulled her out of the well, weeping and lamenting all the time, and acting in such a manner that you would imagine that he had lost his senses. the woman, on the other hand, was far worse than donald, for his grief was only feigned, but she imagined herself to be the cause of the old woman's death. the inhabitants of the town hearing what had happened, agreed to make donald up a good sum of money for his loss, as the accident happened in their place, and donald brought a greater sum home with him than he got for the magpie. they buried donald's mother, and as soon as he saw hudden he showed them the last purse of money he had got. "you thought to kill me last night," said he, "but it was good [pg 302] for me it happened on my mother, for i got all that purse for her to make gunpowder."

that very night hudden and dudden killed their mothers, and the next morning set off with them to town. on coming to the town with their burthen on their backs, they went up and down crying, "who will buy old wives for gunpowder," so that everyone laughed at them, and the boys at last clotted them out of the place. they then saw the cheat, and vowed revenge on donald, buried the old women, and set off in pursuit of him. coming to his house, they found him sitting at his breakfast, and seizing him, put him in a sack, and went to drown him in a river at some distance. as they were going along the highway they raised a hare, which they saw had but three feet, and throwing off the sack, ran after her, thinking by her appearance she would be easily taken. in their absence there came a drover that way, and hearing donald singing in the sack, wondered greatly what could be the matter. "what is the reason," said he, "that you are singing, and you confined?" "o, i am going to heaven," said donald, "and in a short time i expect to be free from trouble." "o dear," said the drover, "what will i give you if you let me to your place?" "indeed, i do not know," said he, "it would take a good sum." "i have not much money," said the drover, "but i have twenty head of fine cattle, which i will give you to exchange places with me." "well," says donald, "i do not care if i should loose the sack, and i will come out." in a moment the drover liberated him, and went into the sack himself, and donald drove home the fine heifers, and left them in his pasture.

hudden and dudden having caught the hare, returned, and getting the sack on one of their backs, carried donald, as they thought, to the river and threw him in, where he immediately sank. they then marched home, intending to take immediate possession of donald's property, but how great was their surprise when they found him safe at home before them, with such a fine herd of cattle, whereas they knew he had none before. "donald," said they, "what is [pg 303] all this? we thought you were drowned, and yet you are here before us." "ah!" said he, "if i had but help along with me when you threw me in, it would have been the best job ever i met with, for of all the sight of cattle and gold that ever was seen is there, and no one to own them, but i was not able to manage more than what you see, and i could show you the spot where you might get hundreds." they both swore they would be his friend, and donald accordingly led them to a very deep part of the river, and lifted up a stone. "now," said he, "watch this," throwing it into the stream; "there is the very place, and go in, one of you first, and if you want help, you have nothing to do but call." hudden jumping in, and sinking to the bottom, rose up again, and making a bubbling noise, as those do that are drowning, attempted to speak, but could not. "what is that he is saying now?" says dudden. "faith," says donald, "he is calling for help; don't you hear him? stand about," said he, running back, "till i leap in. i know how to do it better than any of you." dudden, to have the advantage of him, jumped in off the bank, and was drowned along with hudden, and this was the end of hudden and dudden.