after this it was not to be expected that dent's tour should look favourably on either ingeborg or the german gentleman. running away? and something happened at dover that clinched it in its coldness.
the train had slowed down, and the excursionists had become busy and were all standing up expectant and swaying with their bags and umbrellas ready in their hands, except ingeborg and the pastor. the train stopped, and still the two at the door did not move. they were so much interested in what they were saying that they went on sitting there, barbarously corking up the congested queue inside the carriage while streams of properly liberated passengers poured past the window on their way to the best places on the boat.
the queue heaved and waited, holding on to its good manners till the last possible moment, quite anxious, with the exception of the two ladies who were driven to the very verge of naturalness by the things they had had to listen to, lest it should be forced to show what it was feeling (for what one is feeling, dent's excursionists had surprisingly discovered, is always somehow something rude), and seconds passed and still it was kept there heaving.
then the pastor, gazing with a large unhurried interest at the people pushing by the window, people disfigured by haste and the greed for the best places on the boat, said in a voice of mild but penetrating complaint—it almost seemed as if in that congested moment he saw only leisure for musing aloud—"but why does the good god make so many ugly old women?"
it was when he said this that the mountainous lady at the head of the queue flung behaviour to the winds and let herself go uncontrolledly. "will you allow me to pass?" she cried. nor did she give him another instant's grace, but pressed between his and ingeborg's knees, followed torrentially by the released remainder.
"to keep us all waiting there just while he blasphemed!" she panted on the platform to her friend.
and during the rest of the time the party was together it retired, led by these two ladies, into an icy exclusiveness, outside which and left together all day long ingeborg and the pastor could not but make friends.
they did. they talked and they walked, they climbed and they sight-saw. they did everything dent had arranged, going with him but not of him, always, as it were, bringing up his rear. equally careful, being equally poor, they avoided the extras which seemed to lurk beckoning at every corner of the day. their frugality was flagrant, and shocked the other excursionists even more than the dreadful things they said. "such bad taste." the tour declared when, on the third day, after having provoked criticism by their negative attitude towards afternoon tea and the purchase of picture postcards, they would not lighten its several burdens by taking their share of an unincluded outing in flys along the lake. even mr. ascough, dent's distracted representative, thought them undesirable, and especially could make nothing of ingeborg, except that somehow she was not dent's sort. and the german gentleman, though in appearance a more familiar type, became whenever he opened his mouth grossly unfamiliar. "foul-mouthed" was the expression the largest lady had used, bearing down on mr. ascough at dover to complain, adding that as she had done all her travelling for years with and through dent's she felt justified in demanding that this man's mouth should be immediately cleansed.
"i'm not a toothbrush, mrs. bawn," replied the distracted mr. ascough, engaged at that moment in struggling for air and light in the middle of his clinging flock.
"then i shall write to mr. dent himself," said mrs. bawn indignantly.
and mr. ascough, intimidated, fought himself free and followed her down the platform, inquiring dreadfully—really he seemed to be a person of little refinement—whether, then, the german gentleman's conversation had been obscene.
"i can get rid of him if it's been obscene, you know," said mr. ascough. "was it?"
so that mrs. bawn, incensed and baffled, was obliged for the dignity of her womanhood to say she was glad to have to inform him she did not know what that word meant.
but the pastor—his name was dremmel, he told ingeborg: robert dremmel—took everything that happened with simplicity. they might shut him out, and he would never notice it; they might turn their backs, and he would never know. nothing that dent's tour could do in the way of ostracizing would have been able to pierce through to his consciousness. having decided that the women of it were plain and the men uninteresting he thought of them no more. with his customary single-mindedness he concentrated his attention at first only on switzerland, which was what he was paying to see, and he found it pleasant that the young lady in grey should so naturally join him in this concentration. just for a few hours at the very beginning he had thought her naturalness, her ready friendliness, a little unwomanly. she was, he thought, a little too productive of an impression that she was a kind of boy. she had no self-consciousness, which he had been taught by his mother to confound with modesty, and no desire whatever apparently to please the opposite sex. she went to sleep, for instance, towards the end of the long journey right in front of him, letting her mouth open if it wanted to, and not bothering at all that he should probably be looking at it.
herr dremmel, who besides his agricultural researches prided himself on a liberal if intermittent interest in womanly charm, regretted these shortcomings, but only for a few hours at the very beginning. by the end of the first day in lucerne he was finding it pleasant to pair off with her, womanly or unwomanly. he liked to talk to her. he discovered he could talk to her as he had been unable to talk to the few east prussian young ladies he had met, in spite of the stiff intensity of their desire to please him. he searched about for a reason, and concluded that it was because she was interested. whatever subject he discoursed upon she came, so it seemed, running to meet him. she listened intelligently, and with a pliability—he did not then know about the bishop's training—rarely to be found in combination with intelligence. intelligent persons are very apt, he remembered, to argue and object. this young lady was intelligent without argument, a most comfortable compound, and before a definite opinion had a graceful knack of doubling up. and if her doublings up were at all, as they sometimes were, delayed while she put in "but—" he only needed repeat with patience to bring out an admirable submissive sunniness. he could not of course know of her severe training in sunniness.
by the end of the second day he had told her more about his life and his home and his work and his ambitions than he had ever told anybody, and she had told him, only he was unable to find that so interesting, about her life and her home and her work. she had no ambitions, she explained, which he said was well in a woman. he was hardly aware of the bishop, so lightly did she skim over him.
by the end of the third day he had observed what had, curiously, escaped him before, that she was pretty. not of course in the abundant east prussian way, the way of generous curves and of what he now began to think were after all superfluities, but with delicacy and restraint. he no longer considered she would be better fattened up. and he was noticing her clothes, and after a painstaking comparing of them with those of the other ladies applying to them the adjective elegant.
by the end of the fourth he admitted to himself that, very probably, he was soon going to be in love.
by the end of the fifth he knew without a doubt that the thing had happened; the, to him incontrovertible, proof being that on this day switzerland sank into being just her background.
even the rigi, he observed with interest, was nothing to him. he walked up it, he who never walked up anything, because she wanted to. he toiled up panting, and forgot how warmly he was dissolving inside his black clothes in the pleasure of watching her on ahead glancing in and out of the sunshine that fell clear and white on her as she fluttered above him among the pine trunks. and when he got to the top, instead of looking at the view he sat down in the nearest seat and became absorbed in the way the burning afternoon light seemed to get caught in her hair as she stood on the edge of the plateau, and made it look the colour of flames.
this was very interesting. he had never yet within his recollection preferred hair to views. a curious result, he reflected, of his harmless holiday enterprise.
he had not intended to marry. he was thirty-five, and dedicated to his work. he felt it was a noble work, this patient proving to ignorance and prejudice of what could be done with barrenness if only you mixed it with brains. he was fairly comfortable in his housekeeping, having found a woman who was a widow and had therefore learned the great lesson that only widows ever really know, that a man must be let alone. he was poor, and what he could spare by rigid economies went into the few acres of sand that were to be the light he had to offer to lighten the gentiles. every man, he thought, should offer some light to the abounding gentiles before he died, some light which, however small, might be kept so clear that they could not choose but see it. a wife, he had felt when considering the question from time to time, which was each year in the early spring, would come between him and his light. she would be a shadow; and a voluminous, all-enveloping shadow. his church and the business of preaching in it were already sufficiently interrupting, but they were weekly. a wife would be every day. he could lock her out of the laboratory, he would reflect, and perhaps also out of the sitting-room.... when he became aware that he was earnestly considering what other rooms he could lock her out of, and discovered that he would want to lock her out of nearly all, he, as a wise and honest man, decided he had best leave the much-curved virgins of the neighbourhood alone.
the question occupied him regularly every year in the first warm days of spring. for the rest of the year he mostly forgot it, absorbed in his work. and here he was on the top of the rigi, a cool place, almost, wintry, with it suddenly become so living that compared to it his fertilizers seemed ridiculous.
he examined this change of attitude with care. he was proud of the way he had fallen in love; he, a poor man, doing it without any knowledge of whether the young lady had enough or indeed any money. he sat there and took pleasure in this proof that though he was thirty-five he could yet be reckless. he was greatly pleased at finding himself so much attracted that if it should turn out that she was penniless he would still manage to marry her, and would make it possible by a series of masterly financial skirmishings, the chief of which would be the dismissal of the widow and the replacing of her dinginess, her arrested effect of having been nipped in the bud although there was no bud, by this incorporate sunshine. the young lady's tact, of which he had seen several instances, would cause her to confine her sunshine to appropriate moments. she would not overflow it into his working hours. besides, marriage was a great readjuster of values. after it, he had not a doubt his wife would fall quite naturally into her place, which would, though honourable, be yet a little lower than the fertilizers. if it were not so, if marriage did not readjust the upset incidental to its preliminaries, what a disastrous thing falling in love would be. no serious man would be able to let himself do it. but how interesting it was the way nature, that old hostility, that ancient enemy to man's thought, did somehow manage to trip him up sooner or later; and how still more interesting the ingenuity with which man, aware of this trick and determined to avoid the disturbance of a duration of affection, had invented marriage.
he gazed very benevolently at the little figure on the edge of the view. why not marry her now, and frugally convert the tail-end of dent's excursion into a honeymoon?
with the large simplicity and obliviousness to banns and licences of a man of scientific preoccupations he saw no reason against this course. it was obvious. it was desirable. it would not only save her going back to england first, it would save the extra journey there for him. they would go straight home to east prussia together at the end of the week; and as for doing it without her family's knowledge, if she could run away from them as she had told him she had done just for the sake of a jaunt, how much more readily, with what increase of swiftness, indeed, would she run for the sake of a husband?
"tell me, little one," he said when she rejoined him, "will you marry me?"
