up in that big double bedroom in the tiefenbrьnner, with the wads of buff and gray paper spread out on the spare bed, he hadn't been looking for anything special, just taking samples here and there and concentrating on the ones marked, in red, kommandosache-hЦchst vertraulich. there weren't many of these, and they were mostly confidential reports on german top brass, intercepts of broken allied ciphers, and information about the whereabouts of secret dumps. since these were the main targets of "a" force, major smythe had scanned them with particular excitement-food, explosives, guns, espionage records, files of gestapo personnel. a tremendous haul! and then, at the bottom of the packet, there had been the single envelope sealed with red wax and the notation only to be opened in final emergency. the envelope contained one single sheet of paper. it was unsigned, and the few words were written in red ink. the heading said valuta, and beneath it was written: wilde kaiser. franziskaner halt. 100 m. Цstlich steinhЬgel. waffenkiste. zwei bar 24 kt. under that was a list of measurements in centimeters. major smythe held his hands apart as if telling a story about a fish he had caught. the bars would be about as wide as his shoulders and about two by four inches. and one single english sovereign of only eighteen carats was selling nowadays for two to three pounds! this was a bloody fortune! forty, fifty thousand pounds worth! maybe even a hundred! he didn't stop to think, but, quite coolly and speedily, in case anyone should come in, he put a match to the paper and the envelope, ground the ashes to powder, and swilled them down the lavatory. then he took out his large-scale austrian ordnance map of the area and in a moment had his finger on the franziskaner halt. it was marked as an uninhabited mountaineer's refuge on a saddle just below the highest of the easterly peaks of the kaiser mountains, that awe-inspiring range of giant stone teeth that gave kitzbьhel its threatening northern horizon. and the cairn of stones would be about there-his fingernail pointed-and the whole bloody lot was only ten miles and perhaps a five hours' climb away!
the beginning had been as this fellow bond had described. he had gone to oberhauser's chalet at four in the morning, had arrested him, and had told his weeping, protesting family that smythe was taking him to an interrogation camp in munich. if the guide's record was clean he would be back home within a week. if the family kicked up a fuss it would only make trouble for oberhauser. smythe had refused to give his name and had had the forethought to shroud the numbers on his jeep. in twenty-four hours, "a" force would be on its way, and by the time military government got to kitzbьhel, the incident would already be buried under the morass of the occupation tangle.
oberhauser had been a nice enough chap once he had recovered from his fright, and when smythe talked knowingly about skiing and climbing, both of which he had done before the war, the pair, as smythe intended, became quite pally. their route lay along the bottom of the kaiser range to kufstein, and smythe drove slowly, making admiring comments on the peaks that were now flushed with the pink of dawn. finally, below the peak of gold, as he called it to himself, he slowed to a halt and pulled off the road into a grassy glade. he turned in his seat and said with an assumption of candor, "oberhauser, you are a man after my own heart. we share many interests together, and from your talk, and from the man i think you to be, i am sure you did not cooperate with the nazis. now i will tell you what i will do. we will spend the day climbing on the kaiser, and i will then drive you back to kitzbьhel and report to my commanding officer that you have been cleared at munich." he grinned cheerfully. "now. how about that?"
the man had been near to tears of gratitude. but could he have some kind of paper to show that he was a good citizen? certainly. major smythe's signature would be quite enough. the pact was made, the jeep was driven up a track and well hidden from the road, and they were off at a steady pace, climbing up through the pine-scented foothills.
smythe was well dressed for the climb. he had nothing on except his bush shut, shorts, and a pair of the excellent rubber-soled boots issued to american parachutists. his only burden was the webley-scott, and, tactfully, for oberhauser was after all one of the enemy, oberhauser didn't suggest that he leave it behind some conspicuous rock. oberhauser was in his best suit and boots, but that didn't seem to bother him, and he assured major smythe that ropes and pitons would not be needed for their climb and that there was a hut directly up above them where they could rest. it was called the franziskaner halt.
"is it indeed?" said major smythe.
"yes, and below it there is a small glacier. very pretty, but we will climb round it. there are many crevasses."
"is that so?" said major smythe thoughtfully. he examined the back of oberhauser's head, now beaded with sweat. after all, he was only a bloody kraut, or at any rate of that ilk. what would one more or less matter? it was all going to be as easy as falling off a log. the only thing that worried major smythe was getting the bloody stuff down the mountain. he decided that he would somehow sling the bars across his back. after all, he could slide it most of the way in its ammunition box or whatnot.
it was a long, dreary hack up the mountain, and when they were above the treeline, the sun came up and it was very hot. and now it was all rock and scree, and their long zigzags sent boulders and rubble rumbling and crashing down the slope that got ever steeper as they approached the final crag, gray and menacing, that lanced away into the blue above them. they were both naked to the waist and sweating, so that the sweat ran down their legs into their boots, but despite oberhauser's limp, they kept up a good pace, and when they stopped for a drink and a swabdown at a hurtling mountain stream, oberhauser congratulated major smythe on his fitness. major smythe, his mind full of dreams, said curtly and untruthfully that all english soldiers were fit, and they went on.
the rock face wasn't difficult. major smythe had known that it wouldn't be or the climbers' hut couldn't have been built on the shoulder. toeholds had been cut in the face, and there were occasional iron pegs hammered into crevices. but he couldn't have found the more difficult traverses by himself, and he congratulated himself on deciding to bring a guide.
once, oberhauser's hand, testing for a grip, dislodged a great slab of rock, loosened by five years of snow and frost, and sent it crashing down the mountain. major smythe suddenly thought about noise. "many people around here?" he asked as they watched the boulder hurtle down into the treeline.
"not a soul until you get near kufstein," said oberhauser. he gestured along the arid range of high peaks. "no grazing. little water. only the climbers come here. and since the beginning of the war...." he left the phrase unfinished.
they skirted the blue-fanged glacier below the final climb to the shoulder. major smythe's careful eyes took in the width and depth of the crevasses. yes, they would fit! directly above them, perhaps a hundred feet up under the lee of the shoulder, were the weatherbeaten boards of the hut. major smythe measured the angle of the slope. yes, it was almost a straight dive down. now or later? he guessed later. the line of the last traverse wasn't very clear.
they were up at the hut in five hours flat. major smythe said he wanted to relieve himself and wandered casually along the shoulder to the east, paying no heed to the beautiful panoramas of austria and bavaria that stretched away on either side of him perhaps fifty miles into the heat haze. he counted his paces carefully. at exactly one hundred and twenty there was the cairn of stones, a loving memorial perhaps to some long dead climber. major smythe, knowing differently, longed to tear it apart there and then. instead he took out his webley-scott, squinted down the barrel, and twirled the cylinder. then he walked back.
it was cold up there at ten thousand feet or more, and oberhauser had got into the hut and was busy preparing a fire. major smythe controlled his horror at the sight. "oberhauser," he said cheerfully, "come out and show me some of the sights. wonderful view up here."
"certainly, major." oberhauser followed major smythe out of the hut. outside, he fished in his hip pocket and produced something wrapped in paper. he undid the paper to reveal a hard wrinkled sausage. he offered it to the major. "it is only what we call a soldat," he said shyly. "smoked meat. very tough but good." he smiled. "it is like what they eat in wild west films. what is the name?"
"pemmican," said the major. then-and later this had slightly disgusted him with himself-he said, "leave it in the hut. we will share it later. come over here. can we see innsbruck? show me the view on this side."
oberhauser bobbed into the hut and out again. the major fell in just behind him as he talked, pointing out this or that distant church spire or mountain peak.
they came to the point above the glacier. major smythe drew his revolver, and at a range of two feet, fired two bullets into the base of hannes oberhauser's skull. no muffing! dead-on!
the impact of the bullets knocked the guide clean off his feet and over the edge. major smythe craned over. the body hit twice only, and then crashed onto the glacier. but not onto its fissured origin. halfway down and on a patch of old snow! "hell!" said major smythe.
the deep boom of the two shots, which had been batting to and fro among the mountains, died away. major smythe took one last look at the black splash on the white snow and hurried off along the shoulder. first things first!
he started on the top of the cairn, working as if the devil were after him, throwing the rough, heavy stones indiscriminately down the mountain to right or left his hands began to bleed, but he hardly noticed. now there were only two feet or so left, and nothing! bloody nothing! he bent to the last pile, scrabbling feverishly. and then! yes! the edge of a metal box. a few more rocks away, and there was the whole of it! a good old gray wehrmacht ammunition box with the trace of some lettering still on it. major smythe gave a groan of joy. he sat down on a hard piece of rock, and his mind went orbiting through bentleys, monte carlo, penthouse flats, cartier's, champagne, caviar, and, incongruously (but because he loved golf), a new set of henry cotton irons.
drunk with his dreams, major smythe sat there looking at the gray box for a full quarter of an hour. then he looked at his watch and got briskly to his feet. time to get rid of the evidence. the box had a handle at each end. major smythe had expected it to be heavy. he had mentally compared its probable weight with the heaviest thing he had ever carried-a forty-pound salmon he had caught in scotland just before the war-but the box was certainly double that weight, and he was only just able to lift it out of its last bed of rocks onto the thin alpine grass. then he slung his handkerchief through one of the handles and dragged it clumsily along the shoulder to the hut. then he sat down on the stone doorstep, and, his eyes never leaving the box, he tore at oberhauser's smoked sausage with his strong teeth and thought about getting his fifty thousand pounds-for that was the figure he put it at-down the mountain and into a new hiding place.
oberhauser's sausage was a real mountaineer's meal-tough, well-fatted, and strongly garlicked. bits of it stuck uncomfortably between major smythe's teeth. he dug them out with a sliver of matchstick and spat them on the ground. then his intelligence-wise mind came into operation, and he meticulously searched among the stones and grass, picked up the scraps, and swallowed them. from now on he was a criminal-as much a criminal as if he had robbed a bank and shot the guard. he was a cop turned robber. he must remember that! it would be death if he didn't-death instead of carder's. all he had to do was to take infinite pains. he would take those pains, and by god they would be infinite! then, for ever after, he would be rich and happy. after taking ridiculously minute trouble to eradicate any sign of entry into the hut, he dragged the ammunition box to the edge of the last rock face and aiming it away from the glacier, tipped it, with a prayer, into space.
the gray box, turning slowly in the air, hit the first steep slope below the rock face, bounded another hundred feet, and landed with an iron clang in some loose scree and stopped. major smythe couldn't see if it had burst open. he didn't mind one way or the other. he had tried to open it without success. let the mountain do it for him!
with a last look around, he went over the edge. he took great care at each piton, tested each handhold and foothold before he put his weight on it. coming down, he was a much more valuable life than he had been climbing up. he made for the glacier and trudged across the melting snow to the black patch on the icefield. there was nothing to be done about footprints. it would take only a few days for them to be melted down by the sun. he got to the body. he had seen many corpses during the war, and the blood and broken limbs meant nothing to him. he dragged the remains of oberhauser to the nearest deep crevasse and toppled it in. then he went carefully around the up of the crevasse and kicked the snow overhang down on top of the body. then, satisfied with his work, he retraced his steps, placing his feet exactly in his old footprints, and made his way on down the slope to the ammunition box.
yes, the mountain had burst open the lid for him. almost casually he tore away the cartridge-paper wrappings. the two great hunks of metal glittered up at him under the sun. there were the same markings on each-the swastika in a circle below an eagle, and the date 1943-the mint marks of the reichsbank. major smythe gave a nod of approval. he replaced the paper and hammered the crooked lid half-shut with a rock. then he tied the lanyard of his webley around one of the handles and moved on down the mountain, dragging his clumsy burden behind him.
it was now one o'clock, and the sun beat fiercely down on his naked chest, frying him in his own sweat. his reddened shoulders began to burn. so did his face. to hell with them! he stopped at the stream from the glacier, dipped his handkerchief in the water, and tied it across his forehead. then he drank deeply and went on, occasionally cursing the ammunition box as it caught up with him and banged at his heels. but these discomforts, the sunburn and the bruises, were nothing compared with what he would have to face when he got down to the valley and the going leveled out. for the time being he had gravity on his side. there would come at least a mile when he would have to carry the blasted stuff. major smythe winced at the thought of the havoc the eighty pounds or so would wreak on his burned back. "oh well," he said to himself almost lightheadedly, "il faut souffrir pour ktre millionaire!"
when he got to the bottom and the time had come, he sat and rested on a mossy bank under the firs. then he spread out his bush shirt and heaved the two bars out of the box and onto its center and tied the tails of the shirt as firmly as he could to where the sleeves sprang from the shoulders. after digging a shallow hole in the bank and burying the empty box, he knotted the two cuffs of the sleeves firmly together, knelt down and slipped his head through the rough sling, got his hands on either side of the knot to protect his neck, and staggered to his feet, crouching far forward so as not to be pulled over on his back. then, crushed under half his own weight, his back on fire under the contact with his burden, and his breath rasping through his constricted lungs, coolie-like, he shuffled slowly off down the little path through the trees.
to this day he didn't know how he had made it to the jeep. again and again the knots gave under the strain and the bars crashed down on the calves of his legs, and each time he had sat with his head in his hands and then started all over again. but finally, by concentrating on counting his steps and stopping for a rest at every hundredth, he got to the blessed little jeep and collapsed beside it. and then there had been the business of burying his hoard in the wood, amongst a jumble of big rocks that he would be sure to find again, of cleaning himself up as best he could, and of getting back to his billet by a circuitous route that avoided the oberhauser chalet. and then it was all done, and he had got drunk by himself off a bottle of cheap schnapps and eaten and gone to bed and fallen into a stupefied sleep. the next day, mob "a" force had moved off up the mittersill valley on a fresh trail, and six months later major smythe was back in london and his war was over.
but not his problems. gold is difficult stuff to smuggle, certainly in the quantity available to major smythe, and it was now essential to get his two bars across the channel and into a new hiding place. so he put off his demobilization and clung to the red tabs of his temporary rank, and particularly to his military intelligence passes, and soon got himself sent back to germany as a british representative at the combined interrogation center in munich. there he did a scratch job for six months, during which, on a weekend's leave, he collected his gold and stowed it away in a battered suitcase in his quarters. then he resigned his post and flew back to england, carrying the two bars in a bulky briefcase. the hundred yards across the tarmac at each end of the flight, and the handling of his case as if it contained only papers, required two benzedrine tablets and a will of iron, but at last he had his fortune safe in the basement of an aunt's flat in kensington and could get on with the next phase of his plans at leisure.
he resigned from the royal marines and got himself demobilized and married one of the many girls he had slept with at mob force headquarters, a charming blonde wren from a solid middle-class family named mary parnell. he got passages for them both in one of the early banana boats sailing from avonmouth to kingston, jamaica, which they both agreed would be a paradise of sunshine, good food, cheap drink, and a glorious haven from the gloom and restrictions and labour government of postwar england. before they sailed, major smythe showed mary the gold bars from which he had chiseled away the mint marks of the reichsbank.
"i've been clever, darling," he said. "i just don't trust the pound these days, so i've sold out all my securities and swapped the lot for gold. must be about fifty thousand pounds' worth there. that should give us twenty-five years of the good life, just cutting off a slice now and then and selling it."
mary parnell was not to know that such a transaction was impossible under the currency laws. she knelt down and ran her hands lovingly over the gleaming bars. then she got up and threw her arms around major smythe's neck and kissed him. "you're a wonderful, wonderful man," she said, almost in tears. "frightfully clever and handsome and brave, and now i find out that you're rich as well. i'm the luckiest girl in the world."
"well, anyway we're rich," said major smythe. "but promise me you won't breathe a word, or we'll have all the burglars in jamaica around our ears. promise?"
"cross my heart."
prince's club, in the foothills above kingston, was indeed a paradise. pleasant enough members, wonderful servants, unlimited food, cheap drink-and all in the wonderful setting of the tropics, which neither of them had known before. they were a popular couple, and major smythe's war record earned them the entree to government house society, after which their life was one endless round of parties, with tennis for mary and golf (with the henry cotton irons!) for major smythe. in the evenings there was bridge for her and the high poker game for him. yes, it was paradise all right, while in their homeland people munched their spam, fiddled in the black market, cursed the government, and suffered the worst winter's weather for thirty years.
the smythes met all their initial expenditures from their combined cash reserves, swollen by wartime gratuities, and it took major smythe a full year of careful sniffing around before he decided to do business with the messrs. foo, import and export merchants. the brothers foo, highly respected and very rich, were the acknowledged governing junta of the flourishing chinese community in jamaica. some of their trading was suspected to be devious-in the chinese tradition-but all major smythe's casually meticulous inquiries confirmed that they were utterly trustworthy. the bretton woods convention, fixing a controlled world price for gold, had been signed, and it had already become common knowledge that tangier and macao were two free ports that, for different reasons, had escaped the bretton woods net; there a price of at least one hundred dollars per ounce of gold, ninety-nine fine, could be obtained, compared with the fixed world price of thirty-five dollars per ounce. and, conveniently, the foos had just begun to trade again with a resurgent hong kong, already the port of entry for gold smuggling into the neighboring macao. the whole setup was, in major smythe's language, "ticketty-boo." he had a most pleasant meeting- with the foo brothers. no questions were asked until it came to examining the bars. at this point the absence of mint marks resulted in a polite inquiry as to the original provenance of the gold.
"you see, major," said the older and blander of the brothers behind the big bare mahogany desk, "in the bullion market the mint marks of all respectable national banks and responsible dealers are accepted without question. such marks guarantee the fineness of the gold. but of course there are other banks and dealers whose methods of refining"-his benign smile widened a fraction-"are perhaps not quite, shall we say, so accurate."
"you mean the old gold brick swindle?" asked major smythe with a twinge of anxiety. "hunk of lead covered with gold plating?"
both brothers tee-heed reassuringly. "no, no, major. that of course is out of the question. but"-the smiles held constant-"if you cannot recall the provenance of these fine bars, perhaps you would have no objections if we were to undertake an assay. there are methods of determining the exact fineness of such bars. my brother and i are competent in these methods. if you would care to leave these with us and perhaps come back after lunch...?"
there had been no alternative. major smythe had to trust the foos utterly now. they could cook up any figure, and he would just have to accept it. he went over to the myrtle bank and had one or two stiff drinks and a sandwich that stuck in his throat. then he went back to the cool office of the foos.
the setting was the same-the two smiling brothers, the two bars of gold, the briefcase-but now there was a piece of paper and a gold parker pen in front of the older brother.
"we have solved the problem of your fine bars, major-"
"fine! thank god," thought major smythe.
"-and i am sure you will be interested to know their probable history."
"yes indeed," said major smythe, with a brave show of enthusiasm.
"they are german bars, major. probably from the wartime reichsbank. this we have deduced from the fact that they contain ten percent of lead. under the hitler regime, it was the foolish habit of the reichsbank to adulterate their gold in this manner. this fact rapidly became known to dealers, and the price of german bars, in switzerland for instance, where many of them found their way, was adjusted downward accordingly. so the only result of the german foolishness was that the national bank of germany lost a reputation for honest dealing it had earned over the centuries." the oriental's smile didn't vary. "very bad business, major. very stupid."
major smythe marveled at the omniscience of these two men so far from the great commercial channels of the world, but he also cursed it. now what? he said, "that's very interesting, mr. foo. but it is not very good news for me. are these bars not 'good delivery,' or whatever you call it in the bullion world?"
the older foo made a slight throwaway gesture with his right hand. "it is of no importance, major. or rather, it is of very small importance. we will sell your gold at its true mint value, let us say, eighty-nine fine. it may be re-fined by the ultimate purchaser, or it may not. that is not our business. we shall have sold a true bill of goods."
"but at a lower price."
"that is so, major. but i think i have some good news for you. have you any estimate as to the worth of these two bars?"
"i thought around fifty thousand pounds."
the older foo gave a dry chuckle. "i think-if we sell wisely and slowly-you should receive one hundred thousand pounds, major, subject that is, to our commission, which will include shipping and incidental charges."
"how much would that be?"
"we were thinking about a figure of ten percent, major. if that is satisfactory to you."
major smythe had an idea that bullion brokers received a fraction of one percent. but what the hell? he had already as good as made forty thousand pounds since lunch. he said "done" and got up and reached his hand across the desk.
from then on, every quarter, he would visit the office of the foos carrying an empty suitcase. on the broad desk there would be one thousand new jamaican pounds in neat bundles and the two gold bars, which diminished inch by inch, together with a typed slip showing the amount sold and the price obtained in macao. it was all very simple and friendly and highly businesslike, and major smythe didn't think that he was being submitted to any form of squeeze other than the duly recorded ten percent. in any case, he didn't particularly care. four thousand net a year was good enough for him, and his only worry was that the income tax people would get after him and ask him what he was living on. he mentioned this possibility to the foos. but they said he was not to worry, and for the next four quarters, there was only nine hundred pounds instead of a thousand on the table and no comment was made by either side. squeeze had been administered in the right quarter.
and so the lazy, sunshiny days passed by for fifteen happy years. the smythes both put on weight, and major smythe had the first of his two coronaries and was told by ms doctor to cut down on his alcohol and cigarettes, to take life more easily, to avoid fats and fried food. mary smythe tried to be firm with him, but when he took to secret drinking and to a life of petty lies and evasions, she tried to backpedal on her attempts to control his self-indulgence. but she was too late. she had already become the symbol of the caretaker to major smythe, and he took to avoiding her. she berated him with not loving her anymore. and when the continual bickering became too much for her simple nature, she became a sleeping pill addict. and one night, after one flaming drunken row, she took an overdose-"just to show him." it was too much of an overdose and it killed her. the suicide was hushed up, but the cloud did major smythe no good socially, and he retreated to the north shore, which, although only some thirty miles across the island from the capital, is, even in the small society of jamaica, a different world. and there he had settled in wavelets and, after his second coronary, was in the process of drinking himself to death when this man named bond arrived on the scene with an alternative death warrant in his pocket.
* * *
major smythe looked at his watch. it was a few minutes after twelve o'clock. he got up and poured himself another stiff brandy and ginger ale and went out onto the lawn. james bond was sitting under the sea almonds gazing out to sea. he didn't look up when major smythe pulled up another aluminum garden chair and put his drink on the grass beside him.
when major smythe had finished telling his story, bond said unemotionally, "yes, that's more or less the way i figured it."
"want me to write it all out and sign it?"
"you can if you like. but not for me. that'll be for the court-martial. your old corps will be handling all that. i've got nothing to do with the legal aspects. i shall put in a report to my own service of what you've told me, and they'll pass it on to the royal marines. then i suppose it'll go to the public prosecutor via scotland yard."
"could i ask a question?"
"of course."
"how did they find out?"
"it was a small glacier. oberhauser's body came out at the bottom of it earlier this year. when the spring snows melted. some climbers found it. all his papers and everything were intact. his family identified him. then it was just a question of working back. the bullets clinched it."
"but how did you get mixed up in the whole thing?"
"mob force was a responsibility of my, er, service. the papers found their way to us. i happened to see the file. i had some spare time on my hands. i asked to be given the job of chasing up the man who did it."
"why?"
james bond looked major smythe squarely in the eyes. "it just happened that oberhauser was a friend of mine. he taught me to ski before the war, when i was in my teens. he was a wonderful man. he was something of a father to me at a time when i happened to need one."
"oh, i see." major smythe looked away. "i'm sorry."
james bond got to his feet. "well, i'll be getting back to kingston." he held up a hand. "no, don't bother. i'll find my way to the car." he looked down at the older man. he said abruptly, almost harshly-perhaps, major smythe thought, to hide his embarrassment-"it'll be about a week before they send someone out to bring you home." then he walked off across the lawn and through the house, and major smythe heard the iron whirr of the self-starter and the clatter of the gravel on the unkempt drive.
