the pink bubbles, the tiny flesh-colored flecks glinting light from the spun-sugar bridges between the tanks, were spiders. millions upon millions of spiders, each the size of a mustard-seed; crawling, leaping, swinging, spinning webs, seething in the hundred tanks. orison put her hands over her ears and screamed again, backing toward the stairway door.
into a pair of arms.
"i had hoped you'd be happy here, miss mccall," kraft gerding said. orison struggled to release herself. she broke free only to have her wrists seized by two earmuffs that had appeared with the elder gerding. "it seems that our pandora doesn't care for spiders," he said. "really, miss mccall, our little pets are quite harmless. were we to toss you into one of these tanks...." orison struggled against her two sumo-sized captors, whose combined weights exceeded hers by some quarter-ton, without doing more than lifting her feet from the floor. "... your flesh would be unharmed, though they spun and darted all around you. our microfabridae are petrovorous, miss mccall. of course, once they discovered your teeth, and through them a skeleton of calcium, a delicacy they find most toothsome, you'd be filleted within minutes."
"elder compassion wouldn't like your harming the girl, sire," one of the earmuffed sumo-wrestlers protested.
"elder compassion has no rank," kraft gerding said. "miss mccall, you must tell me what you were doing here, or i'll toss you to the spiders."
"dink ... dink!" orison shouted.
"my beloved younger brother is otherwise engaged than in the rescue of damsels in distress," kraft said. "someone, after all, has to mind the bank."
"i came to bring a message to dink," orison said. "let me go, you acromegalic apes!"
"the message?" kraft gerding demanded.
"something about escudo green. put me down!"
suddenly she was dropped. her mountainous keepers were on the floor as though struck by lightning, their arms thrown out before them, their faces abject against the floor. kraft gerding was slowly lowering himself to one knee. dink had entered the spider-room. without questions, he strode between the shiko-ing earmuffs and put his arms around orison.
"they can't harm you," he said. she turned to press her face against his chest. "you're all right, child. breathe deep, swallow, and turn your brain back on. all right, now?"
"all right," she said, still trembling. "they were going to throw me to the spiders."
"kraft told you that?" dink gerding released her and turned to the kneeling man. "stand up, elder brother."
"i...."
dink brought his right fist up from hip-level, crashing it into kraft's jaw. kraft gerding joined the earmuffs on the floor.
"if you'd care to stand again, elder brother, you may attempt to recover your dignity without regard for the difference in our rank." kraft struggled to one knee and remained kneeling, gazing up at dink through half-closed eyes. "no? then get out of here, all of you. samma!"
kraft gerding arose, stared for a moment at dink and orison, then, with the merest hint of a bow, led his two giant earmuffs to the elevator.
"i wish you hadn't come up here, orison," dink said. "why did you do it?"
"have you read the story of bluebeard?" orison asked. she stood close to dink, keeping her eyes on the nearest spidertank. "i had to see what it was you kept up here so secretly, what it was that i was forbidden to see. my excuse was to have been that i was looking for you, to deliver a message from mr. wanji. he said i was to tell you that the escudo green is pale."
"you're too curious, and wanji is too careless," dink said. "now, what is this thing you have about spiders?"
"i've always been terrified of them," orison said. "when i was a little girl, i had to stay upstairs all day one sunday because there was a spider hanging from his thread in the stairway. i waited until dad came home and took it down with a broom. even then, i didn't have appetite for supper."
"strange," dink said. he walked over to the nearest tank and plucked one of the tiny pink creatures from a web-bridge. "this is no spider, orison," he said.
she backed away from dink gerding and the minuscule creature he cupped in the palm of his hand. "these are microfabridae, more nearly related to shellfish than to spiders," he said. "they're stone-and-metal eaters. they literally couldn't harm a fly. look at it, orison." he extended his palm. orison forced herself to look. the little creature, flesh-colored against his flesh, was nearly invisible, scuttling around the bowl of his hand. "pretty little fellow, isn't he?" dink asked. "here. you hold him."
"i'd rather not," she protested.
"i'd be happier if you did," dink said.
orison extended her hand as into a furnace. dink brushed the microfabridus from his palm to hers. it felt crisp and hard, like a legged grain of sand. dink took a magnifier from his pocket and unfolded it, to hold it over orison's palm.
"he's like a baby crawdad," orison said.
"a sort of crustacean," dink agreed. "we use them in a commercial process we're developing. that's why we keep this floor closed off and secret. we don't have a patent on the use of microfabridae, you see."
"what do they do?" orison asked.
"that's still a secret," dink said, smiling. "i can't tell even you that, not yet, even though you're my most confidential secretary."
"what's he doing now?" orison asked, watching the microfabridus, perched up on the rear four of his six microscopic legs, scratching against her high-school class-ring with his tiny chelae.
"they like gold," dink explained, peering across her shoulder, comfortably close. "they're attracted to it by a chemical tropism, as children are attracted to candy. toss him back into his tank, orison. we'd better get you down where you belong."
orison brushed the midget crustacean off her finger into the nearest tank, where he joined the busy boil of his fellows. she felt her ring. it was pitted where the microfabridus had been nibbling. "strange, using crawdads in a bank," she said. she stood silent for a moment. "i thought i heard music," she said. "i heard it when i came in. something like the sighing of wind in winter trees."
"that's the hymn of the microfabridae," dink said. "they all sing together while they work, a chorus of some twenty million voices." he took her arm. "if you listen very carefully, you'll find the song these little workers sing the most beautiful music in the world."
orison closed her eyes, leaning back into dink's arms, listening to the music that seemed on the outermost edge of her hearing. wildness, storm and danger were its theme, counterpointed by promises of peace and harbor. she heard the wash of giant waves in the song, the crash of breakers against granite, cold and insatiable. and behind this, the quiet of sheltered tide-pools, the soft lub of sea-arms landlocked. "it's an ancient song," dink said. "the microfabridae have been singing it for a million years." he released her, and opened a wood-covered wooden box. he scooped up a cupful of the sand inside. "hold out your hands," he told orison. he filled them with the sand. "throw our singers some supper for their song," he said.
orison went with her cupped hands to the nearest tank and sprinkled the mineral fishfood around inside it. the microfabridae leaped from the liquid like miniature porpoises, seizing the grains of sand in mid-air. "they're so very strange," orison said. at the bottom of the tank she thought she saw ben franklin again, winking at her through the bubbling life. nonsense, she thought, brushing her hands.
dink took her to the elevator and pressed the "down" button. "don't come up here again unless i bring you," he said. "the microfabridae aren't dangerous, despite what my brother told you, but some of our processes might involve some risk to bystanders. so don't take any more tours above the fifth floor without me as your guide. all right, orison?"
"yes, dink."
the elevator stopped. "take the lady to her office," dink told the bowing, earmuffed operator. "and orison," he said, just before the door closed, "i'm really not a bluebeard. see you this evening."
dink gerding, wearing an ordinary enough suit, well-cut, expensive, but nothing extraordinary for a banker, called for orison at seven. he'd look well, she thought, slipping into the coat he held for her, in a white uniform brocaded with pounds of spun gold, broad epaulettes, a stiff bank of extravagantly-colored ribbons across his chest; perhaps resting his right hand on the pommel of a dress saber. "dink," she asked him, "were you ever in the army?"
"you might say i'm still in an army," he said, turning and smiling down at her from that arrogant posture of his. "i'm a corporal in the army of the gainfully employed; an army where there's little glamor but better pay than in the parades-and-battles sort. what makes you ask, orison?"
"because of the way you stand and walk, dink," she said. "like an infantry captain from texas."
"i'm flattered," dink gerding said, holding open the lobby door for her. "the car's just around the corner."
"i met your brother, kraft, earlier today, just before he and the earmuffs caught me up on eighth floor," orison said. "he's no texan, that one. a junker, maybe. i'm afraid i don't much care for your brother, dink."
"to be my elder brother is kraft's special misfortune," dink said. "i understand he was quite loveable as a boy. here's our transportation."
the car was a rolls-royce silver wraith, splendidly conspicuous beside the curb of the windsor arms, reducing that nobly-named establishment by contrast to more democratic proportions. the ubiquitous mr. wanji, liveried in a uniform nearly as ornate as the one orison had visualized for dink, only his earmuffs clashing with the magnificence of his costume, sprang from the driver's seat, raced around the limousine and stood at attention holding the door for orison and her escort. the front door of the rolls was marked, she observed, with a gold device of three coronets. at the center of the triangle they formed was the single letter "d."
the rolls negotiated the city streets with the dignity of the queen elizabeth entering a minor harbor. "i thought you bankers aspired to the common touch," orison remarked. "i expected you to come for me in a taxi, or perhaps a year-old ford you drove yourself."
"wanji is a better driver than i. so i have him drive me," dink explained. "we each do the work we're trained for. i assist wanji in balancing his checkbook, for example. as for this car, it belongs not to me, but to my family. my family owns most of the toys i play with." he paused. "i've been thinking, orison, of acquiring a most valuable property for myself alone."
"a nice little seventy-meter yacht?" orison inquired. "or the island of majorca, perhaps?"
"something even grander," dink said. "you, miss mccall."
"but, dink!"
the rolls glided to the curb. wanji jumped out and snapped open the door. "sire!" he said, and saluted as dink disbarked. orison took dink's hand and stepped to the curb, acknowledging wanji's bow to her with a princess smile. she'd come a long way from the secretarial pool.
the doorman of the restaurant, instructed as to the importance of these clients by their tableau at the curb, ushered dink gerding and orison mccall into the presence of the maitre d'. when the doorman had been rewarded with a crackling handshake, the headwaiter led them through the crowd of groundlings as though they were accompanied by fife and drums. the table to which he bowed them, while not the most conspicuous, was without doubt the finest the management had to offer. the reserved sign was swept aside with a gesture that indicated that there were no reservations where mr. dink gerding was concerned. mr. gerding justified the maitre's confidence in him with another green-palmed handshake.
"dink," orison whispered across the table. "that was a fifty-dollar bill you gave him."
"yes, it was," dink admitted. "i felt that fifty was enough."
"quite enough," orison assured him.
the wine-steward, wearing a chain that could have held a tub to mooring, absorbed dink's instructions with the air of a chela attending the dying words of his guru. the two waiters poised themselves reverently at his shoulders, waiting the revelation of his order. "we'll begin ..." dink began.
"dink, i'd like a lobster," orison said.
"i'd not advise lobster," dink said thoughtfully. "i'm afraid that lobster won't agree with you this evening."
"dink, lobster is what i want," orison insisted. "haven't you heard of the nineteenth amendment?"
"very well, feminist," dink said. he turned to the waiter at his right. "the lady will have a lobster." he turned to the left. "as for me, a saddle of venison, and such accessory furniture as you may choose to accompany it." the waiters bowed and retreated.
"why do you insist on being boss, even after banking-hours?" orison asked.
"being boss is not my nature, but is my training," dink said. "it seems to me, orison, that you american women resent the dignity of being served by an adoring man."
"i prefer dignities to be more democratic," she said. "why, in any case, should you be exercised by my choosing lobster for dinner? my digestion is my own affair, isn't it?"
"your question," dink said, resting his elbows on the table, "requires a two-part answer. imprimus: everything you do interests me, orison, inasmuch as you are my future bride. please make no comment at this point. allow me to enjoy for the moment the male privilege of unimpeded speech. secundus: i once wished to be a doctor, had not my career been chosen by my father. i still pursue the study of medicine as a hobby. i didn't wish you to order lobster because i'm certain that you'll be unable to enjoy lobster."
"i've eaten it before," orison said. "except for the engineering difficulties in getting through the shell with all those little picks and nutcrackers and nail-clippers, i had no trouble to speak of. dink, are you a foreigner?"
"what makes you think i may be?" he asked.
"the crest of your car, the earmuffs on most your staff at the bank and the fact that you seem to think a woman's opinion nothing more than a trifle. there's a beginning," orison said.
"what's wrong with earmuffs?" dink demanded. "everybody wears earmuffs."
"not everybody," orison said. "not in april. not bank officials. not indoors, in any case."
"must report this to the board," dink said, taking a notebook from his pocket and scribbling. "must find alternative. no earmuffs indoors."
perfect, orison thought, near tears. he's perfect. he'd sit astride that milk-white charger like a round-table knight, sturdy and lean and honest-eyed. dink is perfect, she thought, except only that he's insane.
dink tucked his notebook back into his vest-pocket. "if i were a foreigner," he asked, "would it make any difference to you?"
"your nationality should concern me as little as my diet concerns you," orison said.
"you said should," dink pointed out. "that means that you are concerned with me. therefore, i will formally invite you to marry me." he held up his hand as orison began to speak. "i warn you, orison, there are only two answers possible to my proposal. only yes or some day."
"what if i said no?" orison asked.
"i'd interpret it as some day," he said, and smiled.
"you know nothing about me," orison protested.
"but i do," dink said. "i know you're good. i know that you've fallen half in love with me, and i entirely in love with you, in this half-day in april that we've known each other."
"no," orison said, gripping tightly the edge of the table.
"that means, some day," he said.
the lobster arrived in post-mortem splendor, borne on a silver tray, brick-red, garnished with sprigs of parsley and geranium, served with the silver instruments designed for his dissection and the bowl of baptismal butter. "oh ..." orison said, turning her eyes away from the supper she'd selected. "it's horrible!"
"you've no appetite for lobster?" dink asked.
"i'd as soon eat boiled baby," orison said, pressing her napkin against her lips.
"take it away," dink instructed the waiter. "the lady will have the same order as i." the crustacean, red but undismembered, was again borne aloft by the waiter to be returned to the scene of his martyrdom. "try a little of the wine, orison," dink suggested, tipping a splash of the riesling into her glass. "it will clear your head."
she sipped. "it helps," she admitted. "what do you suppose happened to me, dink? it's as though all of a sudden i'd become allergic to lobster."
"in a sense you are, darling," dink said.
"such a strange thing," she said.
"don't let these strange things worry you, orison," dink said. "think this: for everything in the universe, there's an explanation. if you understand it or not, the explanation's still there, curled up in the middle of the mystery like pinocchio in the belly of his whale. just have faith in the essential honesty of the universe, orison, and you'll be all right."
"a comforting philosophy," orison said. "i can't imagine an explanation for my sudden distaste for lobster, though."
"such things happen," dink assured her. "i have a friend, for instance, who holds life in such reverence that he eats only vegetables. isn't that strange? and he worries, this very good friend of mine, that perhaps vegetables have souls, too; and that perhaps it is no more moral to destroy them for his food than it is to roast and ingest his fellow animals."
"so what does this friend of yours eat?" orison asked.
"vegetables," dink said. "but he worries about it. he's now proposing to confine his diet to cakes made from algae. his argument is that if vegetables have souls, algae have very small souls indeed; and that they suffer less in being eaten than would, say, a cabbage or an apple. his guilt may be numerically greater, eating algae. but it will be qualitatively less."
"has this micro-vegetarian friend of yours thought of psychotherapy?" orison asked.
"often," dink said. "but he maintains that he's much too old to pour out his mind to a stranger; too set in his patterns to change. he fears most of all, he says, that he might be made uncomfortable in new ways."
"we all do," mused orison.
"do i make you uncomfortable in a new way?" dink asked.
"you're strange," orison said. "your bank is fantastic. all in all, this is the most peculiar day i've ever lived."
"i promise you, orison, that someday you'll understand why the sight of lobster made you ill this evening, why so many of the people at the bank wear earmuffs, why i seem foreign. you'll understand the work of the singing microfabridae and you'll meet elder compassion; you'll know why wanji was excited about the escudo green; and someday soon, this most of all i promise you, you'll love me, and be my wife. hah! here are the comestibles. let's talk of topics less vital than love and earmuffs. let's talk of the weather, and mr. kennedy, and the orchestra."
