from lord mulberry to his sister, mrs. blake
my dear victoria,—yes, by all means tell your young friend mr. shakespeare that he can come to paxton on saturday. as you say that he can't get away until the later train i will have perkins meet him from the village. i don't suppose he rides, but i can't mount him anyhow. i hope there is no trouble about church on sunday.
from mrs. myers to lady clogg
one thing i am looking forward to, dear, is this little coon shakespeare. victoria told me about him. she says sometimes he will play and sometimes he won't play. but she says he's quiet in harness just now. it seems that sometimes he talks all of a sudden. and one[pg 187] can get him to sing! anyhow i do want to see what he's like.
(the rest of this letter is about other matters.)
from messrs. hornbull and sons to william shakespeare esq.
sir,—we have now sent in our account three times, and the last time with a pressing recommendation that you should settle it, but you have not honoured us by any reply. we regret to inform you that if we do not receive a cheque by wednesday the 22nd inst. we shall be compelled to put the matter into other hands.
from john shakespeare to his mother, mrs. shakespeare
dearest mamma,—i am afraid billie really can't pay that money this week. he was awfully apologetic about it and i gave him a good talking to, but if he hasn't got it he hasn't. after all it isn't absolutely necessary until the 30th.
[pg 188]
from jonathan truelove esq. to william shakespeare esq.
dear old chap,—i am going to do something very unconventional, but we know each other well enough i think. can you let me have the £5 i lent you two years ago? i have to get in every penny i can this week, suddenly. if you can't don't bother to answer, i am not going to press you.
from sir henry portman, attorney general, to the secretary of the crown prosecutor
dear jim,—no, i can't manage to get round to the ritz this evening. mary says that she wants johnnie to leave dresden. what inconceivable rubbish! why can't she let him stay where he is? you might as well drown yourself as leave dresden. what on earth could it lead to?
by the way, do choke off that silly ass bates, if he is still worrying about shakespeare. no one wants anything done, and no. 1 would be awfully angry if there was a prosecution.[pg 189] rather than allow it i would find the money myself.
yours, h. p.
from james jevons and co. publishers, to william shakespeare esq.
dear sir,—our attention has been called to your work by our correspondent in edinburgh, and he asks us whether we think you could see your way to something dealing with scottish history. he does not want it cast in the form of a play, for which he says there will be no sale with the scottish public, seeing the exceedingly english cast of your work, but if you could throw it into ballad form he thinks something could be done with it.
of course such things can never be remunerative at first. the edinburgh firm for whom he writes propose to buy sheets at 4½d. or 5d. and to give a royalty of 10 per cent. to be equally divided between our firm and yourself. they could not go beyond 500 copies for the first edition. it may be worth your while, in spite[pg 190] of the trifling remuneration, to consider this offer in order to secure copyright and to prevent any pirating of future editions in scotland. pray advise.
we are,
your obedient servants,
james jevons and co.
from messrs. firelight, agents, to william shakespeare esq.
dear mr. shakespeare,—we have had a proposal from messrs. capon in the matter of your collected poems. as you know, verse is not just now much in demand with the public, and they could not manage an advance on royalties. they propose 10 per cent. on a 5s. book after the first 250 copies sold. the honorarium is, of course, purely nominal, but it might lead to more business later on. could you let us know your views upon the matter?
very faithfully yours,
pro firelight and co.
c. g.
[pg 191]
from clarence de vere chalmondeley to william shakespeare esq.
dear sir,—having certain sums free for investment, i am prepared to lend, not as a money-lender but as a private banker, sums from £10 to £50,000, on note of hand alone, without security. no business done with minors.
very faithfully yours,
clarence de vere chalmondeley.
from william shakespeare to sir john fowless (scribbled hastily in pencil)
i will try and come if i can, but it's something awful. i only got my proofs read by 2 o'clock in the night; i had to do my article for the owl before 10 this morning, then i have got to go and meet the church defence league people on my way to the station, and catch a train to a place where mrs. blake wants me to go somewhere in the midlands, about 5. i think i can look in on my way to the station.
[pg 192]
that man you asked me to see about the brandy is a fraud. would you, like a good fellow, tell charlie not to forget to mention in his article that "hamlet" will only be played on tuesdays and fridays in the afternoon, matinées. don't forget this because people want to know when it is going to be. there was a very good notice in the jumper. i do feel so ill.
w. s.
from s. jennings, secretary, to george mountebank esq.
dear sir,—mr. shakespeare is at present away from home and will return upon thursday, when i will immediately lay your mss. before him.
i am,
very faithfully yours,
s. jennings, secretary.
[pg 193]
from mr. mustwrite of warwick to william shakespeare esq.
dear mr. shakespeare,—i have never met you, and perhaps you will think it a great impertinence on my part to be writing as i do. but i must write to tell you the deep and sincere pleasure i have received from your little brochure "venus and adonis," which the rev. william clarke, our clergyman, lent me only yesterday. i read it through at a sitting and i could not rest until i had written to tell you the profound spiritual consolation i derived from its perusal.
i am, dear mr. shakespeare,
very much your admirer,
george mustwrite.
to william shakespeare esq. (unsigned, and written in capital letters rather irregularly)
no doubt you think yourself a fine fellow and the friend of the working man—i don't think! some of us know more about you than you think[pg 194] we do. i erd you at the queen's hall and you made me sick. you aren't fit to black the boots of the man you talked against.
to william shakespeare esq., o.h.m.s. (printed)
sir,—in pursuance with the provisions of her majesty's benevolent act, you are hereby required to prepare a true and correct statement of your emoluments from all forms of (in writing) literary income, duly signed by you within 21 days from this date. if, however, you elect to be assessed by the district commissioners under a number or a letter, &c. &c. &c.
from the earl of essex to w. shakespeare esq. (lithographed)
dear sir,—i have undertaken to act as chairman this year of the annual dinner of the league for the support of insufficiently talented dramatic authors. you are doubtless acquainted with the admirable objects of[pg 195] &c. &c. i hope i may see your name among the stewards whose position is purely honorary, and is granted upon payment of five guineas, &c. &c. this laudable &c. &c.
very faithfully yours,
essex.
from mrs. parxinson to william shakespeare esq.
dear mr. shakespeare,—can you come and talk for our destitute pick pockets association on thursday the 18th? i know you are a very busy man, but i always find it is the most busy men, who somehow manage to find time for charitable objects. if you can manage to do so i would send my motor round for you to pilbury row, and it would take you out to rickmansworth where the meeting is to be. i am afraid it cannot take you back, but there is a convenient train at 20 minutes to 8, which gets you into london a little after 9 for dinner, or, if that is too late you might catch the 6.30, which gets you in at 8.15, only that will be[pg 196] rather a rush. my daughter tells me how much she admired your play, macduff, and very much wants to see you.
from the duchess of dump to william shakespeare esq.
dear mr. shakespeare,—i want to ask you a really great favour. could you come to my animals ball on the 4th of june dressed up as a gorilla? i do hope you can. we have to tell people what costumes they are to wear for fear that they should duplicate. now don't say no. it's years since we met. last february wasn't it?
yours ever,
caroline dump.
printed on blue paper with the royal arms
in the name of the queen's grace, oyez!
whereas there has appeared before us henry holt a commissioner of the queen's, &c. &c.
and whereas the said henry holt maketh[pg 197] deposition that he has against you (in writing) william shakespeare, a claim for the sum of (in writing) £27 2s. 1d., now we hereby notify you that you are summoned to appear before us, &c. &c., upon (in writing) wednesday the 25th of may in the year of our lord (in writing) 1601, given under the common seal this (in writing) second day of may 1601.
henry holt, a commissioner of the queen's &c. &c.
