"and yet," de puysange queried, as he climbed democratically into a public hackney coach, "why not? for my part, i see no good and sufficient reason for discriminating against the only woman one has sworn to love and cherish and honor. it is true that several hundred people witnessed the promise, with a perfect understanding of the jest, and that the keeping of this oath involves a certain breach of faith with society. eh bien! let us, then, deceive the world—and the flesh—and the devil! let us snap our fingers at this unholy trinity, and assert the right, when the whim takes us, to make unstinted love to our own wives!"
he settled back in the fiacre to deliberate. "it is bourgeois? bah! the word is the first refuge of the unskilful poseur! it is bourgeois to be born, to breathe, to sleep, or eat; in which of the functions that consume the greater part of my life do i differ from my grocer? bourgeois! why, rightly considered, to be a human being at all is quite inordinately bourgeois! and it is very notably grocer-like to maintain a grave face and two establishments, to chuckle privily over the fragments of the seventh commandment, to repent, upon detection, and afterward—ces bêtes-là!—to drink poison. ma foi, i infinitely prefer the domestic coffee!"
the duc de puysange laughed, and made as though to wave aside the crudities of life. "all vice is bourgeois, and fornication in particular tends to become sordid, outworn, vieux jeu! in youth, i grant you, it is the unexpurgated that always happens. but at my age—misericorde!—the men yawn, and les demoiselles—bah! les demoiselles have the souls of accountants! they buy and sell, as my grocer does. the satiation of carnal desires is no longer a matter of splendid crimes and sorrows and kingdoms lost; it is a matter of business."
the harsh and swarthy face relaxed. with, a little sigh the duc de puysange had closed his fevered eyes. about them were a multitude of tiny lines, and of this fact he was obscurely conscious, in a wearied fashion, when he again looked out on the wellnigh deserted streets, now troubled by a hint of dawn. his eyes were old; they had seen much. two workmen shambled by, chatting on their way to the day's work; in the attic yonder a drunken fellow sang, "ah, bouteille ma mie," he bellowed, "pourquoi vous vuidez-vous?"
de puysange laughed. "i suppose i have no conscience, but at least, i can lay claim to a certain fastidiousness. i am very wicked,"—he smiled, without mirth or bitterness,—"i have sinned notably as the world accounts it; indeed, i think, my repute is as abominable as that of any man living. and i am tired,—alas, i am damnably tired! i have found the seven deadly sins deadly, beyond, doubt, but only deadly dull and deadly commonplace. i have perseveringly frisked in the high places of iniquity, i have junketed with all evil gods, and the utmost they could pretend to offer any of their servitors was a spasm. i renounce them, as feeble-minded deities, i snap my fingers, very much as did my progenitor, the great jurgen, at all their over-rated mysteries."
his glance caught and clung for a moment to the paling splendor of the moon that hung low in the vacant, dove-colored heavens. a faint pang, half-envy, half-regret, vexed the duke with a dull twinge. "i wish too that by living continently i could have done, once for all, with this faded pose and this idle making of phrases! eheu! there is a certain proverb concerning pitch so cynical that i suspect it of being truthful. however,—we shall see."
de puysange smiled. "the most beautiful woman in all paris? ah, yes, she is quite that, is this grave silent female whose eyes are more fathomless and cold than oceans! and how cordially she despises me! ma foi, i think that if her blood—which is, beyond doubt, of a pale-pink color,—be ever stirred, at all, it is with loathing of her husband. well, life holds many surprises for madame, now that i become quite as virtuous as she is. we will arrange a very pleasant comedy of belated courtship; for are we not bidden to love one another? so be it,—i am henceforth the model père de famille."
now the fiacre clattered before the hôtel de puysange.
the door was opened by a dull-eyed lackey, whom de puysange greeted with a smile, "bon jour, antoine!" cried the duke; "i trust that your wife and doubtless very charming children have good health?"
"beyond question, monseigneur," the man answered, stolidly.
"that is excellent hearing," de puysange said, "and it rejoices me to be reassured of their welfare. for the happiness of others, antoine, is very dear to the heart of a father—and of a husband." the duke chuckled seraphically as he passed down the hall. the man stared after him, and shrugged.
"rather worse than usual," antoine considered.
