john bulmer sat down to consider more at leisure these revelations. he foreread like a placard jeanne d'étoiles' magnificent scheme: it would convulse all europe. england would remain supine, because henry pelham could hardly hold the ministry together, even now; newcastle was a fool; and ormskirk would be dead. he would barter his soul for one hour of liberty, he thought. a riot, now,—ay, a riot in paris, a blow from within, would temporarily stupefy french enterprise and gain england time for preparation. and a riot could be arranged so easily! meanwhile he was a prisoner, pelham's hands were tied, and newcastle was a fool, and the pompadour was disastrously remote from being a fool.
"it is possible to announce that i am the duke of ormskirk—and to what end? faith, i had as well proclaim myself the pope of rome or the cazique of mexico: the jackanapes will effect to regard my confession as the device of a desperate man and will hang me just the same; and his infernal comedy will go on without a hitch. nay, i am fairly trapped, and monsieur de soyecourt holds the winning hand—now that i think of it he even has, in mr. bulmer's letter of introduction, my formally signed statement that i am not ormskirk. it was tactful of the small rascal not to allude to that crowning piece of stupidity: i appreciate his forbearance. but even so, to be outwitted—and hanged—-by a smirking hop-o'-my-thumb!
"oh, this is very annoying!" said john bulmer, in his impotence.
he sat down once more, sulkily, like an overfed cat, and began to read with desperate attention: "'here may men understand that be of worship, that he was never formed that at every time might stand, but sometimes he was put to the worse by evil fortune. and at sometimes the worse knight putteth the better knight into rebuke.' behold a niggardly salve rather than a panacea." he turned several pages. "'and then said sir tristram to sir lamorake, "i require you if ye happen to meet with sir palomides—"'" startled, john bulmer glanced about the garden.
it turned on a sudden into the primal garden of paradise. "i came," she loftily explained, "because i considered it my duty to apologize in person for leading you into great danger. our scouts tell us that already cazaio is marshalling his men upon the taunenfels."
"and yet," john bulmer said, as he arose, and put away his book, "bellegarde is a strong place. and our good marquis, whatever else he may be, is neither a fool nor a coward."
claire shrugged. "cazaio has ten men to our one. yet perhaps we can hold out till gaston comes with his dragoons. and then—well, i have some influence with gaston. he will not deny me,—ah, surely he will not deny me if i go down on my knees to him and wear my very prettiest gown. nay, at bottom gaston is kind, my friend, and he will spare you."
"to be your husband?" said john bulmer.
twice she faltered "no." and then she cried, with a sudden flare of irritation: "i do not love you! i cannot help that. oh, you—you unutterable bully!"
gravely he shook his head at her.
"but indeed you are a bully. you are trying to bully me into caring for you, and you know it. what else moved you to return to bellegarde, and to sit here, a doomed man, tranquilly reading? yes, but you were,—i happened to see you, through the key-hole in the gate. and why else should you be doing that unless you were trying to bully me into admiring you?"
"because i adore you," said john bulmer, taking affairs in order; "and because in this noble and joyous history of the great conqueror and excellent monarch, king arthur, i find much diverting matter; and because, to be quite frank, claire, i consider an existence without you neither alluring nor possible."
she had noticeably pinkened. "oh, monsieur," the girl cried, "you are laughing because you are afraid that i will laugh at what you are saying to me. believe me, i have no desire to laugh. it frightens me, rather. i had thought that nowadays no man could behave with a foolishness so divine. i had thought all such extravagancy perished with the launcelot and palomides of your book. and i had thought—that in any event, you had no earthly right to call me claire."
"superficially, the reproach is just," he assented, "but what was the name your palomides cried in battle, pray? was it not ysoude! when his searching sword had at last found the joints of his adversary's armor, or when the foe's helmet spouted blood? ysoude! when the line of adverse spears wavered and broke, and the saracen was victor? was it not ysoude! he murmured riding over alien hill and valley in pursuit of the questing beast?—'the glatisant beast'? assuredly, he cried ysoude! and meantime la beale ysoude sits snug in cornwall with tristram, who dons his armor once in a while to roll palomides in the sand coram populo. still the name was sweet, and i protest the saracen had a perfect right to mention it whenever he felt so inclined."
"you jest at everything," she lamented—"which is one of the many traits that i dislike in you."
"knowing your heart to be very tender," he submitted, "i am endeavoring to present as jovial and callous an appearance as may be possible—to you, whom i love as palomides loved ysoude. otherwise, you might be cruelly upset by your compassion and sympathy. yet stay; is there not another similitude? assuredly, for you love me much as ysoude loved palomides. what the deuce is all this lamentation to you? you do not value it the beard of an onion,—while of course grieving that your friendship should have been so utterly misconstrued, and wrongly interpreted,—and—trusting that nothing you have said or done has misled me—oh, but i know you women!"
"indeed, i sometimes wonder," she reflected, "what sort of women you have been friends with hitherto? they must have been very patient of nonsense."
"ah, do you think so?—at all events, you interrupt my peroration. for we have fought, you and i, a—battle which is over, so far as i am concerned. and the other side has won. well! pompey was reckoned a very pretty fellow in his day, but he took to his heels at pharsalia, for all that; and hannibal, i have heard, did not have matters entirely his own way at zama. good men have been beaten before this. so, without stopping to cry over spilt milk,—heyho!" he interpolated, with a grimace, "it was uncommonly sweet milk, though,—let's back to our tents and reckon up our wounds."
"i am decidedly of the opinion," she said, "that for all your talk you will find your heart unscratched." irony bewildered claire, though she invariably recognized it, and gave it a polite smile.
john bulmer said: "faith, i do not intend to flatter your vanity by going into a decline on the spot. for in perfect frankness, i find no mortal wounds anywhere. no, we have it on the best authority that, while many men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, it was never for love. i am inclined to agree with rosalind: an aneurism may be fatal, but a broken heart kills nobody. lovers have died in divers manners since the antique world was made, but not the most luckless of them was slain by love. even palomides, as my book informs me, went abroad with launcelot and probably died an old man here in france,—peaceably, in his bed, with the family physician in attendance, and every other circumstance becoming to a genteel demise. and i dare assert that long before this he had learned to chuckle over his youthful follies, and had protested to his wife that la beale ysoude squinted, or was freckled, or the like; and had insisted, laughingly, that the best of us must sow our wild oats. and at the last it was his wife who mixed his gruel and smoothed his pillow and sat up with him at night; so that if he died thinking of madame palomides rather than of la beale ysoude, who shall blame him? not i, for one," said john bulmer, stoutly; "if it was not heroic, it was at least respectable, and, above all, natural; and i expect some day to gasp out a similar valedictory. no, not to-morrow at noon, i think: i shall probably get out of this, somehow. and when, in any event, i set about the process of dying, i may be thinking of you, o fair lost lady! and again i may not be thinking of you. who can say? a fly, for instance, may have lighted upon my nose and his tickling may have distracted my ultimate thoughts. meanwhile, i love you consumedly, and you do not care a snap of your fingers for me."
"i—i am sorry," she said, inadequately.
"you are the more gracious." and his face sank down into his hands, and
claire was forgotten, for he was remembering alison pleydell and that
ancient bankruptcy of his heart in youth, and this preposterous old john
bulmer (he reflected) was simply revelling in pity for himself.
a hand, feather-soft, fell upon, his shoulder, "and who was your ysoude,
jean bulmer?"
"a woman who died twenty years ago,—a woman dead before you were born, my dear."
claire gave a little stifled moan, "oh—oh, i loathe her!" she cried.
but when he raised his head claire was gone.
