the rats by night such mischief did,

betty was ev'ry morning chid.

they undermin'd whole sides of bacon,

her cheese was sapp'd, her tarts were taken.

her pasties, fenc'd with thickest paste,

were all demolish'd, and laid waste.

she curs'd the cat for want of duty,

who left her foes a constant booty.

an engineer, of noted skill,

engag'd to stop the growing ill.

from room to room he now surveys

their haunts, their works, their secret ways;

finds where they 'scape an ambuscade.

and whence the nightly sally's made.

an envious cat from place to place,

unseen, attends his silent pace.

she saw, that if his trade went on,

the purring race must be undone;

so, secretly removes his baits,

and ev'ry stratagem defeats.

again he sets the poisoned toils,

and puss again the labour foils.

"what foe, to frustrate my designs,

my schemes thus nightly countermines?"

incens'd, he cries: "this very hour

this wretch shall bleed beneath my power."

so said, a ponderous trap he brought,

and in the fact poor puss was caught.

"smuggler," says he, "thou shalt be made

a victim to our loss of trade."

the captive cat, with piteous mews,

for pardon, life, and freedom sues.

"a sister of the science spare;

one int'rest is our common care."

"what insolence!" the man replies;

"shall cats with us the game divide?

were all your interloping band

extinguished, or expell'd the land,

we rat-catchers might raise our fees.

sole guardians of a nation's cheese!"

a cat, who saw the lifted knife,

thus spoke and sav'd her sister's life.

"in ev'ry age and clime we see

two of a trade can ne'er agree.

each hates his neighbour for encroaching;

'squire stigmatizes 'squire for poaching;

beauties with beauties are in arms.

and scandal pelts each other's charms;

kings too their neighbour kings dethrone,

in hope to make the world their own.

but let us limit our desires;

not war like beauties, kings, and 'squires!

for though we both one prey pursue,

there's game enough for us and you."