again we take a leap of about twenty years, and alight in the midst of the revolution. indeed, having just closed a volume of colonial newspapers, which represented the period when monarchical and aristocratic sentiments were at the highest,—and now opening another volume printed in the same metropolis, after such sentiments had long been deemed a sin and shame,—we feel as if the leap were more than figurative. our late course of reading has tinctured us, for the moment, with antique prejudices; and we shrink from the strangely contrasted times into which we emerge, like one of those immutable old tories, who acknowledge no oppression in the stamp act. it may be the most effective method of going through the present file of papers, to follow out this idea, and transform ourself, perchance, from a modern tory into such a sturdy king-man as once wore that pliable nickname.
well, then, here we sit, an old, gray, withered, sour-visaged, threadbare sort of gentleman, erect enough, here in our solitude, but marked out by a depressed and distrustful mien abroad, as one conscious of a stigma upon his forehead, though for no crime. we were already in the decline of life when the first tremors of the earthquake that has convulsed the continent were felt. our mind had grown too rigid to change any of its opinions, when the voice of the people demanded that all should be changed. we are an episcopalian, and sat under the high-church doctrines of dr. caner; we have been a captain of the provincial forces, and love our king the better for the blood that we shed in his cause on the plains of abraham. among all the refugees, there is not one more loyal to the backbone than we. still we lingered behind when the british army evacuated boston, sweeping in its train most of those with whom we held communion; the old, loyal gentlemen, the aristocracy of the colonies, the hereditary englishman, imbued with more than native zeal and admiration for the glorious island and its monarch, because the far-intervening ocean threw a dim reverence around them. when our brethren departed, we could not tear our aged roots out of the soil.
we have remained, therefore, enduring to be outwardly a freeman, but idolizing king george in secrecy and silence,—one true old heart amongst a host of enemies. we watch, with a weary hope, for the moment when all this turmoil shall subside, and the impious novelty that has distracted our latter years, like a wild dream, give place to the blessed quietude of royal sway, with the king's name in every ordinance, his prayer in the church, his health at the board, and his love in the people's heart. meantime, our old age finds little honor. hustled have we been, till driven from town-meetings; dirty water has been cast upon our ruffles by a whig chambermaid; john hancock's coachman seizes every opportunity to bespatter us with mud; daily are we hooted by the unbreeched rebel brats; and narrowly, once, did our gray hairs escape the ignominy of tar and feathers. alas! only that we cannot bear to die till the next royal governor comes over, we would fain be in our quiet grave.
such an old man among new things are we who now hold at arm's-length the rebel newspaper of the day. the very figure-head, for the thousandth time, elicits it groan of spiteful lamentation. where are the united heart and crown, the loyal emblem, that used to hallow the sheet on which it was impressed, in our younger days? in its stead we find a continental officer, with the declaration of independence in one hand, a drawn sword in the other, and above his head a scroll, bearing the motto, "we appeal to heaven." then say we, with a prospective triumph, let heaven judge, in its own good time! the material of the sheet attracts our scorn. it is a fair specimen of rebel manufacture, thick and coarse, like wrapping-paper, all overspread with little knobs; and of such a deep, dingy blue color, that we wipe our spectacles thrice before we can distinguish a letter of the wretched print. thus, in all points, the newspaper is a type of the times, far more fit for the rough hands of a democratic mob, than for our own delicate, though bony fingers. nay we will not handle it without our gloves!
glancing down the page, our eyes are greeted everywhere by the offer of lands at auction, for sale or to be leased, not by the rightful owners, but a rebel committee; notices of the town constable, that he is authorized to receive the taxes on such all estate, in default of which, that also is to be knocked down to the highest bidder; and notifications of complaints filed by the attorney-general against certain traitorous absentees, and of confiscations that are to ensue. and who are these traitors? our own best friends; names as old, once as honored, as any in the land where they are no longer to have a patrimony, nor to be remembered as good men who have passed away. we are ashamed of not relinquishing our little property, too; but comfort ourselves because we still keep our principles, without gratifying the rebels with our plunder. plunder, indeed, they are seizing everywhere,—by the strong hand at sea, as well as by legal forms oil shore. here are prize-vessels for sale; no french nor spanish merchantmen, whose wealth is the birthright of british subjects, but hulls of british oak, from liverpool, bristol, and the thames, laden with the king's own stores, for his army in new york. and what a fleet of privateers—pirates, say we—are fitting out for new ravages, with rebellion in their very names! the free yankee, the general greene, the saratoga, the lafayette, and the grand monarch! yes, the grand monarch; so is a french king styled, by the sons of englishmen. and here we have an ordinance from the court of versailles, with the bourbon's own signature affixed, as if new england were already a french province. everything is french,—french soldiers, french sailors, french surgeons, and french diseases too, i trow; besides french dancing-masters and french milliners, to debauch our daughters with french fashions! everything in america is french, except the canadas, the loyal canadas, which we helped to wrest, from france. and to that old french province the englishman of the colonies must go to find his country!
o, the misery of seeing the whole system of things changed in my old days, when i would be loath to change even a pair of buckles! the british coffee-house, where oft we sat, brimful of wine and loyalty, with the gallant gentlemen of amherst's army, when we wore a redcoat too,—the british coffee-house, forsooth, must now be styled the american, with a golden eagle instead of the royal arms above the door. even the street it stands in is no longer king street! nothing is the king's, except this heavy heart in my old bosom. wherever i glance my eyes, they meet something that pricks them like a needle. this soap-maker, for instance, this hobert hewes, has conspired against my peace, by notifying that his shop is situated near liberty stump. but when will their misnamed liberty have its true emblem in that stump, hewn down by british steel?
where shall we buy our next year's almanac? not this of weatherwise's, certainly; for it contains a likeness of george washington, the upright rebel, whom we most hate, though reverentially, as a fallen angel, with his heavenly brightness undiminished, evincing pure fame in an unhallowed cause. and here is a new book for my evening's recreation,—a history of the war till the close of the year 1779, with the heads of thirteen distinguished officers, engraved on copperplate. a plague upon their heads! we desire not to see them till they grin at us from the balcony before the town-house, fixed on spikes, as the heads of traitors. how bloody-minded the villains make a peaceable old man! what next? an oration, on the horrid massacre of 1770. when that blood was shed,—the first that the british soldier ever drew from the bosoms of our countrymen,—we turned sick at heart, and do so still, as often as they make it reek anew from among the stones in king street. the pool that we saw that night has swelled into a lake,—english blood and american,—no! all british, all blood of my brethren. and here come down tears. shame on me, since half of them are shed for rebels! who are not rebels now! even the women are thrusting their white hands into the war, and come out in this very paper with proposals to form a society—the lady of george washington at their head—for clothing the continental troops. they will strip off their stiff petticoats to cover the ragged rascals, and then enlist in the ranks themselves.
what have we here? burgoyne's proclamation turned into hudibrastic rhyme! and here, some verses against the king, in which the scribbler leaves a blank for the name of george, as if his doggerel might yet exalt him to the pillory. such, after years of rebellion, is the heart's unconquerable reverence for the lord's anointed! in the next column, we have scripture parodied in a squib against his sacred majesty. what would our puritan great-grandsires have said to that? they never laughed at god's word, though they cut off a king's head.
yes; it was for us to prove how disloyalty goes hand in hand with irreligion, and all other vices come trooping in the train. nowadays men commit robbery and sacrilege for the mere luxury of wickedness, as this advertisement testifies. three hundred pounds reward for the detection of the villains who stole and destroyed the cushions and pulpit drapery of the brattle street and old south churches. was it a crime? i can scarcely think our temples hallowed, since the king ceased to be prayed for. but it is not temples only that they rob. here a man offers a thousand dollars—a thousand dollars, in continental rags!—for the recovery of his stolen cloak, and other articles of clothing. horse-thieves are innumerable. now is the day when every beggar gets on horseback. and is not the whole land like a beggar on horseback riding post to the davil? ha! here is a murder, too. a woman slain at midnight, by all unknown ruffian, and found cold, stiff, and bloody, in her violated bed! let the hue-and-cry follow hard after the man in the uniform of blue and buff who last went by that way. my life on it, he is the blood-stained ravisher! these deserters whom we see proclaimed in every column,—proof that the banditti are as false to their stars and stripes as to the holy red cross,—they bring the crimes of a rebel camp into a soil well suited to them; the bosom of a people, without the heart that kept them virtuous,—their king!
here flaunting down a whole column, with official seal and signature, here comes a proclamation. by whose authority? ah! the united states,—these thirteen little anarchies, assembled in that one grand anarchy, their congress. and what the import? a general fast. by heaven! for once the traitorous blockheads have legislated wisely! yea; let a misguided people kneel down in sackcloth and ashes, from end to end, from border to border, of their wasted country. well may they fast where there is no food, and cry aloud for whatever remnant of god's mercy their sins may not have exhausted. we too will fast, even at a rebel summons. pray others as they will, there shall be at least an old man kneeling for the righteous cause. lord, put down the rebels! god save the king!
peace to the good old tory! one of our objects has been to exemplify, without softening a single prejudice proper to the character which we assumed, that the americans who clung to the losing side in the revolution were men greatly to be pitied and often worthy of our sympathy. it would be difficult to say whose lot was most lamentable, that of the active tories, who gave up their patrimonies for a pittance from the british pension-roll, and their native land for a cold reception in their miscalled home, or the passive ones who remained behind to endure the coldness of former friends, and the public opprobrium, as despised citizens, under a government which they abhorred. in justice to the old gentleman who has favored us with his discontented musings, we must remark that the state of the country, so far as can be gathered from these papers, was of dismal augury for the tendencies of democratic rule. it was pardonable in the conservative of that day to mistake the temporary evils of a change for permanent diseases of the system which that change was to establish. a revolution, or anything that interrupts social order, may afford opportunities for the individual display of eminent virtues; but its effects are pernicious to general morality. most people are so constituted that they can be virtuous only in a certain routine; and an irregular course of public affairs demoralizes them. one great source of disorder was the multitude of disbanded troops, who were continually returning home, after terms of service just long enough to give them a distaste to peaceable occupations; neither citizens nor soldiers, they were very liable to become ruffians. almost all our impressions in regard to this period are unpleasant, whether referring to the state of civil society, or to the character of the contest, which, especially where native americans were opposed to each other, was waged with the deadly hatred of fraternal enemies. it is the beauty of war, for men to commit mutual havoc with undisturbed good-humor.
the present volume of newspapers contains fewer characteristic traits than any which we have looked over. except for the peculiarities attendant on the passing struggle, manners seem to have taken a modern cast. whatever antique fashions lingered into the war of the revolution, or beyond it, they were not so strongly marked as to leave their traces in the public journals. moreover, the old newspapers had an indescribable picturesqueness, not to be found in the later ones. whether it be something in the literary execution, or the ancient print and paper, and the idea that those same musty pages have been handled by people once alive and bustling amid the scenes there recorded, yet now in their graves beyond the memory of man; so it is, that in those elder volumes we seem to find the life of a past age preserved between the leaves, like a dry specimen of foliage. it is so difficult to discover what touches are really picturesque, that we doubt whether our attempts have produced any similar effect.
