"i have, as you know, a general prejudice against all persons who do not succeed in the world."—jowett of balliol.
mrs. duff-whalley was giving a dinner-party. this was no uncommon occurrence, for she loved to entertain. it gave her real pleasure to provide a good meal and to see her guests enjoy it. "besides," as she often said, "what's the use of having everything solid for the table, and a fine house and a cook at sixty pounds a year, if nobody's any the wiser?"
it will be seen from this remark that mrs. duff-whalley had not always been in a position to give dinner-parties; indeed, mrs. hope, that terror to the newly risen, who traced everyone back to their first rude beginnings (generally "a wee shop"), had it that the late mr. duff-whalley had begun life as a "johnnie-a'-things" in leith, and that his wife had been his landlady's daughter.
but the "wee shop" was in the dim past, if, indeed, it had ever existed except in mrs. hope's wicked, wise old head, and for many years mrs. duff-whalley had ruffled it in a world that asked no questions about the origin of money so obviously there.
most people are weak when they come in contact with a really strong-willed woman. no one liked mrs. duff-whalley, but few, if any, withstood her advances. it was easier to give in and be on calling and dining terms than to repulse a woman who never noticed a snub, and who would never admit the possibility that she might not be wanted. so mrs. duff-whalley could boast with some degree of truth that she knew "everybody," and entertained at the towers "very nearly the highest in the land."
the dinner-party i write of was not one of her more ambitious efforts. it was a small and (with the exception of one guest) what she called "a purely local affair." that is to say, the people who were to grace the feast were culled from the big villas on the hill, and were not "county."
mrs. duff-whalley was an excellent manager, and left nothing to chance. she saw to all the details herself. dressed and ready quite half an hour before the time fixed for dinner, she had cast her eagle glance over the dinner-table, and now sailed into the drawing-room to see that the fire was at its best, the chairs comfortably disposed, and everything as it should be. certainly no one could have found fault with the comfort of the room this evening. a huge fire blazed in the most approved style of grate, the electric light (in the latest fittings) also blazed, lighting up the handsome oil-paintings that adorned the walls, the many photographs, the china in the cabinets, the tables with their silver treasures. everywhere stood vases of heavy-scented hothouse flowers. mrs. duff-whalley approved of hothouse flowers; she said they gave a tone to a room.
the whole room glittered, and its mistress glittered with it as she moved about in a dress largely composed of sequins, a diamond necklace, and a startling ornament in her hair.
she turned as the door opened and her daughter came into the room, and looked her carefully up and down. she was a pretty girl dressed in the extreme of fashion, and under each arm she carried a tiny barking dog.
muriel was a good daughter to her mother, and an exemplary character in every way, but the odd thing was that few people liked her. this was the more tragic as it was the desire of her heart to be popular. her appearance was attractive, and strangers usually began acquaintance with enthusiasm, but the attraction rarely survived the first hour's talk. she was like a very well-coloured and delightful-looking apple that is without flavour. she was never natural—always aping someone. her enthusiasms did not ring true, her interest was obviously feigned, and she had that most destroying of social faults, she could not listen with patience, but let her attention wander to the conversation of her neighbours. it seemed as if she could never talk at peace with anyone for fear of missing something more interesting in another quarter.
"you look very nice, muriel! i'm glad i told you to put on that dress, and that new way of doing your hair is very becoming." one lovable thing about mrs. duff-whalley was the way she sincerely and openly admired everything that was hers. "now, see and do your best to make the evening go. mr. elliot takes a lot of amusing, and the jowetts aren't very lively either."
"is that all that's coming?" muriel asked.
"i asked the new episcopalian parson—what's his name?—yes—jackson—to fill up."
"you don't often descend to the clergy, mother."
"no, but episcopalians are slightly better fitted for society than presbyterians, and this young man seems quite a gentleman—such a blessing, too, when they haven't got wives. dear, dear, i told dickie not to send in any more of that plant—what d'you call it?" (it was a peculiarity of mrs. duff-whalley that she never could remember the names of any but the simplest flowers.) "i don't like its perfume. what was i saying? of course, i only got up this dinner on the spur of the moment, so to speak, when i met mr. elliot in the highgate. he comes and goes so much you never know when he's at laverlaw; if you write or telephone he's always got another engagement. but when i met him face to face i just said, 'now, when will you dine with us, mr. elliot?' and he hummed and hawed a bit and then fixed to-night."
"perhaps he didn't want to come," muriel suggested as she snuggled one of the small dogs against her face. "and did it love its own mummy, then, darling snub-nose pet?"
her mother scouted the idea.
"why should he not want to come? do put down those dogs, muriel. i never get used to see you kissing them. a good dinner and everything comfortable, and you to play the piano to him taught by the best masters—he's ill to please. and he's not very well off, though he does own laverlaw. it's the time the family has been there that gives him the standing. i must say, he isn't in the least genial, but he gets that from his mother. a starchier old woman i never met. i remember your father and i were staying at the hydro when old elliot died, and his son was killed before that, shooting lions or something in africa, so this lewis elliot, who was a nephew, inherited. we thought we would go and ask if by any chance they wanted to sell the place, so we called in a friendly way, though we didn't know them, of course. it was old mrs. elliot we saw, and my word, she was cold. as polite as you like, but as icy as the north pole. your father had some vulgar sayings i couldn't break him off, and he said as we drove out of the lodge gates, 'well, that old wife gave us our heads in our laps and our lugs to play wi'.'"
"why, mother!" muriel cried, astonished. her mother was never heard to use a scots expression and thought even a scots song slightly vulgar.
"i know—i know," said mrs. duff-whalley hastily. "it just came over me for a minute how your father said it. he was a very amusing man, your father, very bright to live with, though he was too fond of low scots expressions for my taste; and he would eat cheese to his tea. it kept us down, you know. i've risen a lot in the world since your father left us, though i miss him, of course. he used to laugh at minnie's ideas. it was minnie got us to send gordon to an english school and then to cambridge, and take the hyphen. your father had many a laugh at the hyphen, and before the servants too! you see, minnie went to a high-class school and made friends with the right people, and learned how things should be done. she had always assurance, had minnie. the way she could order the waiters about in those grand london hotels! and then she married egerton-thomson. but you're better-looking, muriel."
muriel brushed aside the subject of her looks.
"what made you settle in priorsford?" she asked.
"well, we came out first to stay at the hydro—you were away at school then—and your father took a great fancy to the place. he was making money fast, and we always had a thought of buying a place. but there was nothing that just suited us. we thought it would be too dull to be right out in the country, at the end of a long drive—exclusive you know, but terribly dreary, and then your father said, 'build a house to suit ourselves in priorsford, and we'll have shops and a station and everything quite near.' his idea was to have a house as like a hydropathic as possible, and to call it the towers. 'a fine big red house, aggie,' he often said to me, 'with plenty of bow-windows and turrets and a hothouse off the drawing-room and a sweep of gravel in front and a lot of geraniums and those yellow flowers—what d'you call 'em?—and good lawns, and a flower garden and a kitchen garden and a garage, and what more d'you want?' well, well, he got them all, but he didn't live long to enjoy them. i think myself that having nothing to do but take his meals killed him. i hear wheels! that'll be the jowetts. they're always so punctual. am i all right?"
muriel assured her that nothing was wrong or lacking, and they waited for the guests.
the door opened and a servant announced, "mr. and mrs. jowett."
mrs. jowett walked very slowly and delicately, and her husband pranced behind her. it might have been expected that in their long walk together through life mr. jowett would have got accustomed to his wife's deliberate entrances, but no—it always seemed as if he were just on the point of giving her an impatient push from behind.
