the main door of lechford house was ajar, and at the sound of g.j.'s footsteps on the marble of the porch it opened. robin, the secretary, stood at the threshold. evidently she had been set to wait for him.
"the men-servants are all in the cellars," said she perkily.
g.j. retorted with sardonic bitterness:
"and quite right, too. i'm glad someone's got some sense left."
yet he did not really admire the men-servants for being in the cellars. somehow it seemed mean of them not to be ready to take any risks, however unnecessary.
robin, hiding her surprise and confusion in a nervous snigger, banged the heavy door, and led him through the halls and up the staircases. as she went forward she turned on electric lamps here and there in advance, turning them off by the alternative switches after she had passed them, so that in the vast, shadowed, echoing interior the two appeared to be preceded by light and pursued by a tide of darkness. she was mincingly feminine, and very conscious of the fact that g.j. was a fine gentleman. in the afternoon, and again to-night—at first, he had taken her for a mere girl; but as she halted under a lamp to hold a door for him at the entrance to the upper stairs, he perceived that it must have been a long time since she was a girl. often had he warned himself that the fashion of short skirts and revealed stockings gave a deceiving youthfulness to the middle-aged, and yet nearly every day he had to learn the lesson afresh.
he was just expecting to be shown into the boudoir when robin stopped at a very small door.
"her ladyship and mrs. carlos smith are out on the roof. this is the ladder," she said, and illuminated the ladder.
g.j. had no choice but to mount. luckily he had kept his hat. he put it on. as he climbed he felt a slight recurrence of the pain in his side which he had noticed in st. martin's street. the roof was a very strange, tempestuous place, and insecure. he had an impression similar to that of being at sea, for the wind, which he had scarcely observed in the street, made melancholy noises in the new protective wire-netting that stretched over his head. this bomb-catching contrivance, fastened on thick iron stanchions, formed a sort of second roof, and was a very solid and elaborate affair which must have cost much money. the upstreaming light from the ladder-shaft was suddenly extinguished. he could see nobody, and the loneliness was uncomfortable.
somehow, when robin had announced that the ladies were on the roof he had imagined the roof as a large, flat expanse. it was nothing of the kind. so far as he could distinguish in the deep gloom it had leaden pathways, but on either hand it sloped sharply up or sharply down. he might have fallen sheer into a chasm, or stumbled against the leaden side of a slant. he descried a lofty construction of carved masonry with an iron ladder clamped into it, far transcending the net. not immediately did he comprehend that it was merely one of the famous lechford chimney-stacks looming gigantic in the night. he walked cautiously onward and came to a precipice and drew back, startled, and took another pathway at right angles to the first one. presently the protective netting stopped, and he was exposed to heaven; he had reached the roof of the servants' quarters towards the back of the house.
he stood still and gazed, accustoming himself to the night. the moon was concealed, but there were patches of dim stars. he could make out, across the empty green park, the huge silhouette of buckingham palace, and beyond that the tower of westminster cathedral. to his left he could see part of a courtyard or small square, with a fore-shortened black figure, no doubt a policeman, carrying a flash-lamp. the tree-lined mall seemed to be utterly deserted. but piccadilly showed a line of faint stationary lights and still fainter moving lights. a mild hum and the sounds of motor-horns and cab-whistles came from piccadilly, where people were abroad in ignorance that the raid was not really over. all the heavens were continually restless with long, shifting rays from the anti-aircraft stations, but the rays served only to prove the power of darkness.
then he heard quick, smooth footsteps. two figures, one behind the other, approached him, almost running, eagerly, girlishly, with little cries. the first was queen, who wore a white skirt and a very close-fitting black jersey. concepcion also wore a white skirt and a very close-fitting black jersey, but with a long mantle hung loosely from the shoulders. both were bareheaded.
"isn't it splendid, g.j.?" queen burst out enthusiastically. again g.j. had the sensation of being at sea—perhaps on the deck of a yacht. he felt that rain ought to have been beating on the face of the excited and careless girl. before answering, he turned up the collar of his overcoat. then he said:
"won't you catch a chill?"
"i'm never cold," said queen. it was true. "i shall always come up here for raids in future."
"you seem to be enjoying it."
"i love it. i love it. i only thought of it to-night. it's the next best thing to being a man and being at the front. it is being at the front."
her face was little more than a pale, featureless oval to him in the gloom, but he could divine from the vibrations of her voice that she was as ecstatic as a young maid at her first dance.
"and what about that business interview that you've just asked for on the 'phone?" g.j. acidly demanded.
"oh, we'll come to that later. we wanted a man here—not to save us, only to save us from ourselves—and you were the best we could think of, wasn't he, con? but you've not heard about my next bazaar, g.j., have you?"
"i thought it was a pageant."
"i mean after that. a bazaar. i don't know yet what it will be for, but i've got lots of the most topping ideas for it. for instance, i'm going to have a first-aid station."
"what for? air-raid casualties?"
queen scorned his obtuseness, pouring out a cataract of swift sentences.
"no. first-aid to lovely complexions. help for distressed beauties. i shall get roger fry to design the station and the costumes of my attendants. it will be marvellous, and i tell you there'll always be a queue waiting for admittance. i shall have all the latest dodges in the sublime and fatal art of make-up, and if any of the bond street gang refuse to help me i'll damn well ruin them. but they won't refuse because they know what i'll do. gontran is coming in with his new steaming process for waving. con, you must try that. it's a miracle. waving's no good for my style of coiffure, but it would suit you. you always wouldn't wave, but you've got to now, my seraph. the electric heater works in sections. no danger. no inconvenience to the poor old scalp. the waves will last for six months or more. it has to be seen to be believed, and even then you can't believe it. its only fault is that it's too natural to be natural. but who wants to be natural? this modern craze for naturalness seems to me to be rather unwholesome, not to say perverted. what?"
she seized g.j.'s arm convulsively.
concepcion had said nothing. g.j. sought her eyes in the darkness, but did not find them.
"so much for the bazaar!" he said.
queen suddenly cried aloud:
"what is it, robin? has captain brickly telephoned?"
"yes, my lady," came a voice faintly across the gloom from the region of the ladder-shaft.
"they're coming! they'll be here directly!" exclaimed queen, loosing g.j. and clapping her hands.
g.j. thought of robin affixed to the telephone, and some scarlet-shouldered officer at the war office quitting duty for the telephone, in order to keep the capricious girl informed of military movements simply because she had taken the trouble to be her father's daughter, and in so doing had acquired the right to treat the imperial machine as one of her nursery toys. and he became unreasonably annoyed.
"i suppose you were cowering in your club during the first act?" she said, with vivacity.
"yes," g.j. briefly answered. once more he was aware of a strong instinctive disinclination to relate what had happened to him. he was too proud to explain, and perhaps too tired.
"you ought to have been up here. they dropped two bombs close to the national gallery; pity they couldn't have destroyed a landseer or two while they were so near! there were either seven or eight killed and eighteen wounded, so far as is known. but there were probably more. there was quite a fire, too, but that was soon got under. we saw it all except the explosion of the bombs. we weren't looking in the right place—no luck! however, we saw the zepp. what a shame the moon's disappeared again! listen! listen!... can't you hear the engines?"
g.j. shrugged his shoulders. nothing could be heard above the faint hum of piccadilly. the wind seemed to have diminished to a chill, fitful zephyr.
concepcion had sat down on a coping.
"look!" she exclaimed in a startled whisper, and sprang erect.
to the south, down among the trees, a red light flashed and was gone. the faint, irregular hum of piccadilly persisted for a couple of seconds, and then was drowned in the loud report, which seemed to linger and wander in the great open spaces. g.j.'s flesh crept. he comprehended the mad ecstasy of queen, and because he comprehended it his anger against her increased.
"can you see the zepp?" murmured queen, as it were ferociously. "it must be within range, or they wouldn't have fired. look along the lines of the searchlights. one of them, at any rate, must have got on to it. we saw it before. can't you see it? i can hear the engines, i think."
another flash was followed by another resounding report. more guns spoke in the distance. then a glare arose on the southern horizon.
"incendiary bomb!" muttered queen. she stood stock-still, with her mouth open, entranced.
the zeppelin or the zeppelins remained invisible and inaudible. yet they must be aloft there, somewhere amid the criss-cross of the unresting searchlights. g.j. waited, powerfully impressed, incapable of any direct action, gazing blankly now at the women and now at the huge undecipherable heaven and earth, and receiving the chill zephyr on his face. the nearmost gun had ceased to fire. occasionally there was perfect silence—for no faintest hum came from piccadilly, and nothing seemed to move there. the further guns recommenced, and then the group heard a new sound, rather like the sound of a worn-out taxi accelerating before changing gear. it grew gradually louder. it grew very loud. it seemed to be ripping the envelope of the air. it seemed as if it would last for ever—till it finished with a gigantic and intimidating plop quite near the front of lechford house. queen said:
"shrapnel—and a big lump!"
g.j. could see the quick heave of her bosom imprisoned in the black. she was breathing through her nostrils.
"come downstairs into the house," he said sharply—more than sharply, brutally. "where in the name of god is the sense of stopping up here? are you both mad?"
queen laughed lightly.
"oh, g.j.! how funny you are! i'm really surprised you haven't left london for good before now. by rights you ought to belong to the hook-it brigade. do you know what they do? they take a ticket to any station north or west, and when they get out of the train they run to the nearest house and interview the tenant. has he any accommodation to let? will he take them in as boarders? will he take them as paying guests? will he let the house furnished? will he let it unfurnished? will he allow them to camp out in the stables? will he sell the blooming house? so there isn't a house to be had on the north western nearer than leighton buzzard."
"are you going? because i am," said g.j.
concepcion murmured:
"don't go."
"i shall go—and so will you, both of you."
"g.j.," queen mocked him, "you're in a funk."
"i've got courage enough to go, anyhow," said he. "and that's more than you have."
"you're losing your temper."
as a fact he was. he grabbed at queen, but she easily escaped him. he saw the whiteness of her skirt in the distance of the roof, dimly rising. she was climbing the ladder up the side of the chimney. she stood on the top of the chimney, and laughed again. a gun sounded.
g.j. said no more. using his flash-lamp he found his way to the ladder-shaft and descended. he was in the warm and sheltered interior of the house; he was in another and a saner world. robin was at the foot of the ladder; she blinked under his lamp.
"i've had enough of that," he said, and followed her to the illuminated boudoir, where after a certain hesitation she left him. alone in the boudoir he felt himself to be a very shamed and futile person, and he was still extremely angry. the next moment concepcion entered the boudoir.
"ah!" he murmured, curiously appeased.
"you're quite right," said concepcion simply.
he said:
"can you give me any reason, con, why we should make a present of ourselves to the hun?"
concepcion repeated:
"you're quite right."
"is she coming?"
concepcion made a negative sign. "she doesn't know what fear is, queen doesn't."
"she doesn't know what sense is. she ought to be whipped, and if i got hold of her i'd whip her."
"she'd like nothing better," said concepcion.
g.j. removed his overcoat and sat down.
