we took the xantippe home—the indomptable went to the bottom of the bay of biscay—but before our prize-money was settled up, we were off again; sir peter dearly loved cruising in blue water. it was near two years before we got back to england to spend that prize-money; for, except the captain and mr. buxton and some of the married officers, i know of no one who saved any. sir peter, i understood afterward, spent much of his in a diamond necklace and tiara for lady hawkshaw, in which he was most egregiously cheated by a portuguese money-lender, and the balance he put into a scheme for acclimating elephants in england, which was to make him as rich as crœsus; but he lost a thousand pounds on the venture, besides his prize-money. in those two years i grew more and more fond of giles vernon. we generally contrived to have our watch together, and we were intimate as only shipmates could be. he talked much of what he meant to do [pg 62]when he got ashore with money to spend, and assured me he had never had above twenty pounds of his own in his life. in the course of many nights spent in standing watch together, when the old ajax was sailing like a witch,—for she was a capital sailer at that time,—he told me much about his early youth, and i confided to him the story of betty green. giles’ career had been the common one of the younger branches of a good family. his father had been a clergyman, and, dying, left several daughters, who married respectably, and this one son, who was put in the sea-service very young. at that time, several lives stood between giles and the title and estates of sir thomas vernon, and other lives stood between giles and overton; but those had passed away, leaving these two distant kinsmen as heirs to a man that seemed rightfully to have earned his title of “wicked sir thomas.” i asked giles if he knew why sir thomas, who so cordially hated his heirs, had never married. giles replied that sir thomas showed no inclination to marry until he was near forty. then his reputation was so well established that he was generally[pg 63] looked askant upon; his character for truth was bad and at cards was worse. but he had induced a lady of rank and wealth to become engaged to be married to him. his treatment of her was so infamous that her whole family had declared war against him, and had succeeded in breaking off several very desirable alliances he would have liked to make. of course a man of his rank and wealth could find some woman—alas!—to take him; but sir thomas was bent on money, with an inclination toward rank, and was the last man on earth to marry unless he had a substantial inducement; and several more years had passed without his being able to effect the sort of marriage he desired. meanwhile, his health had broken down, and he was now a shattered man and prey for the doctors. all this was very interesting to me, especially as sir thomas’ two heirs would one day have the experience of shooting at each other, and possibly deciding the matter of heirship by the elimination of one or the other from the question.
we both got promotion, of course, and that brought us into the gun-room; but we were as [pg 64]intimate there as in our reefer days in the cockpit. on a glorious october morning in 1799, our anchor kissed the ground in portsmouth harbor.
when we reached portsmouth, the news of our good fortune had preceded us, and we were welcomed with open arms by men, women, and children—especially the women. all the prize-money brought back by any single ship during the war was insignificant compared with ours. the men were seized with a kind of madness for spending their money. the spectacle of an ordinary seaman parading the streets of portsmouth with a gold-laced hat, a gold-headed stick, and watches and jewelry hung all over him was common enough, and he was sure to be an ajax man. sad to say, the pimps, and the worst class of men and women soon got the money away from our poor fellows.
the officers, in their way, were but little behind the men in their lavishness. champagne was their common drink, and several of them invested in coaches!—the last thing they would ever have a chance of using.
giles vernon, although the most wasteful and [pg 65]profuse man i ever saw, desired to spend his money in london, portsmouth being too small a theater for him. but the pressing affair of the satisfaction he owed captain overton had to be settled. after much hard thinking, giles came to me on the day after we reached portsmouth, and said,—
“dicky boy, read this letter and give me your opinion of it.”
this was the letter,—
“h.m.s. ajax, may 17, 1799.
“captain philip overton:
“dear sir,—this is to inform you that i have reached portsmouth, after a very successful cruise in the ajax, when we took the indomptable and the xantippe and a large sum in specie. my shair is considerable—more money in short than i ever saw, much less handled, in my life. i would like a month in london to spend this money before offering my carkass to be made full of holes by you. dear sir, consider. if i escape your marksmanship, the month more or less will be of little account; and if i fall, i shall miss the finest chance of seeing the world i ever had in my life. i think, sir, with difidence i say it, that my record in the ajax is enough to make plain i am not shurking the satisfaction i owe you, but i would take it as a personal favor if you would put it off [pg 66]to this day month, when i will be in london. and as i shall eat and drink of the best, ’tis ten to one i will be much fater and therefore be a much better mark for you. i am, dear sir,
“your obliged and
“obedient servant,
“giles vernon.”
i pointed out to giles that, although the tone of the letter was quite correct, the writing and spelling were scarce up to standard—i was more bookish than giles. but he replied with some heat,—
“who, while reading the communication of a gentleman, will be so base as to sneer at the grammar or spelling?” so the letter went as it was, and in reply came a very handsome, well-expressed letter from captain overton, not only agreeing to postpone it a month, but for six weeks, which pleased giles mightily. i wish to say, although giles was inexpert with the pen, he had no lack of either polish or ideas, and was as fine an officer as ever walked the deck.
the matter with overton finally settled, and the ship being paid off, giles and i started for london, as happy as two youngsters could be, with liberty and two thousand pounds apiece to [pg 67]spend, for i acknowledge that i had no more thought of saving than giles. we took a chaise and four to london—no stage-coach for us!—and reached there in a day. we had planned to take the finest rooms at mivart’s hotel, but fate and lady hawkshaw prevented me from enjoying them except for the first night of our arrival. next morning on presenting myself at the admiralty to ask for letters,—never dreaming i should have any,—i received one from sir peter hawkshaw, which read—
“grand-nephew.—my lady hawkshaw desires that you will come and bring your money with you to our house in berkeley square, and remain there.
“yours, etc.,
“p. hawkshaw, c.b.”
great was my distress when i got this letter, as i foresaw there would not be much chance under lady hawkshaw’s eagle eye of seeing the kind of life i wished to see. and i was obliged to go, for sir peter was the only person on earth likely to interest himself at the admiralty for me; and i might stay and wither on shore [pg 68]while others more fortunate got ships, if i antagonized him. and when lady hawkshaw commanded, there was but one thing to do, and that was to obey.
so, with a heavy heart, i took myself and my portmanteau and, in a canvas bag, my two thousand guineas to the admiral’s great fine house in berkeley square. my parting with giles was melancholy enough; for, with the womanish jealousy of a boy, i was unhappy to think he would be enjoying himself with some one else, while i was suffering the hardship of having my money taken care of for me.
giles had no more forgotten the lady arabella than i had, and, on reading this note, exclaimed,—
“zounds! i wish peter and polly had sent for me to stay in berkeley square, with that divine creature under the same roof. do you think, dicky, we could exchange identities, so to speak?” but on my reminding him that lady hawkshaw had demanded my prize-money, and would certainly get it, his ardor to stand in my shoes somewhat abated.
when i reached sir peter’s house about noon, [pg 69]the same tall and insolent footman that i had seen on my first visit opened the door for me. lady hawkshaw, wearing the same black velvet gown and the identical feathers, received me, and sitting with her were daphne carmichael and the glorious, the beautiful, the enchanting lady arabella stormont.
if i had fallen madly in love with her when i was but fourteen, and had only seven and sixpence, one may imagine where i found myself when i was near seventeen, and had two thousand pounds in a bag in my hands. lady hawkshaw’s greeting was stiff, but far from unkind; and she introduced me to the young ladies, who curtsied most beautifully to me, and, i may say, looked at me not unkindly.
“is that your prize-money in that bag, richard?” asked lady hawkshaw immediately.
i replied it was.
“jeames,” she said, “go and make my compliments to sir peter, and say to him that if he has nothing better to do, i would be glad to see him at once. and order the coach.”
jeames departed.
i sat in adoring silence, oblivious of daphne, [pg 70]but gazing at lady arabella until she exclaimed pettishly,—
“la! have i got a cross-eye or a crooked nose, mr. richard, that you can’t take your eyes off me?”
“you have neither,” i replied gallantly. “and my name is not mr. richard, but mr. glyn, at your ladyship’s service.”
“arabella,” said lady hawkshaw in a voice of thunder, “be more particular in your address to young gentlemen.”
“oh, yes, ma’am!” pertly replied lady arabella. “but such very young gentlemen, like mr. glyn, or mr. thin, or whatever his name may be, are always difficult to please in the way of address. if you are familiar, they are affronted; and if you are reserved, they think you are making game of them.”
by this speech i discovered that although lady hawkshaw might rule her world, terrorize sir peter, and make the lords of the admiralty her humble servitors, she had one rebel in the camp, and that was lady arabella stormont. i saw that her remarks displeased lady hawkshaw, but she endured them in silence. who, [pg 71]though, would not endure anything from that cherub mouth and those dazzling eyes?
sir peter now appeared and greeted me.
“sir peter,” said lady hawkshaw in her usual authoritative manner, “you will go in the coach with me to the bank, with richard glyn, to deposit his money. you will be ready in ten minutes, when the coach will be at the door.”
“i will go with you, madam,” replied sir peter; “but i shall order my horse, and ride a-horseback, because i do not like riding in that damned stuffy coach. and besides, when you and your feathers get in, there is no room for me.”
“you ride a-horseback!” sniffed lady hawkshaw. “even the grooms and stable boys laugh at you. you are always talking some sea nonsense about keeping the horse’s head to the wind, and yawing and luffing and bowsing at the bowline, and what not; and besides, i am afraid to trust you since brown jane threw you in the park.”
it ended by sir peter’s going in the coach, where the little man lay back in the corner, nearly smothered by lady hawkshaw’s voluminous[pg 72] robe, and pishing and pshawing the whole way.
but i was quite happy,—albeit i was the victim of lady hawkshaw in having my money kept for me,—for on the seat beside me was lady arabella, who chose to go with us. she made much game of me, but i had the spirit to answer her back. after placing the money, we took an airing in the park, and then returned to dinner at five o’clock. i neither knew nor cared what became of daphne; for was i not with the adored lady arabella?
that night lady hawkshaw was at home, and i had my first experience of a london rout. the card-tables were set on the lower floor, for although lady hawkshaw hated cards, yet it was commonly said that no one could entertain company in london without them.
and that night i made a strange and terrible discovery. lady arabella was a gamester of the most desperate character, in ready money, as far as her allowance as a minor permitted, and in promises to pay, when she came into her fortune, as far as such promises would be accepted. but they were not much favored by [pg 73]the gentlemen and ladies who played with her; for the chances of her marrying before her majority were so great, that her i o u’s were not considered of much value, and found few takers, even when accompanied by lady arabella’s most brilliant smiles; for your true gamester is impervious to smiles or frowns, insensible to beauty—in short, all his faculties are concentrated on the odd trick.
a great mob of fine people came and there was a supper, and many wax lights, and all the accessories of a fashionable rout. i wandered about, knowing no one, but observant of all. i noticed that a very clever device was hit upon by lady arabella and others who liked high play, which lady hawkshaw disliked very much. the stakes were nominally very small, but in reality they were very large, shillings actually signifying pounds. all of the people who practised this were in one of the lower rooms, while sir peter, who was allowed to play six-penny whist, and those who in good faith observed lady hawkshaw’s wishes, were in a room to themselves. i must not forget to mention, among the notable things at this rout, lady [pg 74]hawkshaw’s turban. it was a construction of feathers, flowers, beads, and every other species of ornament, the whole capped with the celebrated tiara which had been bought from the portuguese, and the diamond necklace beamed upon her black velvet bosom. sir peter seemed quite enchanted with her appearance, as she loomed a head taller than any woman in the rooms, and evidently considered her a combination of venus and minerva—not that the pair ceased squabbling on that account. i think they disagreed violently on every detail of the party, and sir peter was routed at every point.
among those who did not play was daphne, then quite as tall as i and well on into her sixteenth year. i could not but acknowledge her to be a pretty slip of a girl, and we sat in a corner and i told her about our bloody doings on the ajax, until she stopped her ears and begged me to desist. i regarded daphne with condescension, then; but i perceived that she was sharp of wit and nimble of tongue, much more so than her cousin, lady arabella.
after a while i left daphne and went back to watch lady arabella. i soon saw that she [pg 75]was a very poor player, and lost continually; but that only whetted her appetite for the game. presently a gentleman entered, and, walking about listlessly, although he seemed to be known to everybody present, approached me. it was captain overton, as handsome, as distrait, as on the first and only time i had seen him.
much to my surprise, he recognized me and came up and spoke to me, making me a very handsome compliment upon the performances of the ajax.
“and is my cousin, mr. vernon, here to-night?” he asked, smiling.
i replied i supposed not; he had received no card when we had parted that morning, and i knew of none since.
“i shall be very glad to meet him,” said overton. “i think him a fine fellow, in spite of our disagreement. i see you are not playing.”
“i have no taste for play, strange to say.”
“do not try to acquire it,” he said; “it is wrong, you may depend upon it; but indulgence in it makes many believe it to be right. every time you look at a sin, it gets better looking.”
[pg 76]
i was surprised to hear sin mentioned in the society of such elegant and well-bred sinners as i saw around me, who never alluded to it, except officially, as it were, on sunday, when they all declared themselves miserable sinners—for that occasion only. overton then sauntered over toward lady arabella, who seemed to recognize his approach by instinct. she turned to him, her cards in her hands, and flushed deeply; he gazed at her sternly as if in reproof, and, after a slight remark or two, moved off, to her evident chagrin.
daphne being near me then, i said to her with a forced laugh,—
“what is the meaning, i beg you to tell me, of the pantomime between lady arabella and captain overton?”
daphne hesitated, and then said,—
“captain overton was one of the gayest men about london until a year or two ago. since then, it is said, he has turned methody. it is believed he goes to mr. wesley’s meetings, although he has never been actually caught there. he lives plainly, and, some say, he gives his means to the poor; he will not go to the races [pg 77]any more, nor play, and he does not like to see arabella play.”
“what has he to do with arabella?”
“nothing that i know of, except that she likes him. he does not like to see any one play now, although he gamed very high himself at one time.”
i had seen no particular marks of interest on overton’s part toward lady arabella; but, watching her, i saw, in a very little while, the deepest sort of interest on her part toward him. she even left the card-table for him, and kept fast hold of him. i recalled the way she had striven to attract his attention at the play that night, more than two years before, and my jealous soul was illuminated with the knowledge that she was infatuated with overton—and i was right.
some time afterward, whom should i see walking in but giles vernon! lady hawkshaw received him most graciously. i went up to him and asked, “how came you here?”
“did you think, dicky, that i meant to let you keep up a close blockade of the lovely arabella? no, indeed; i got a card at seven o’clock [pg 78]this evening, by working all day for it, and i mean to reconnoiter the ground as well as you.”
i thought when he saw lady arabella with overton that even giles vernon’s assurance would scarcely be equal to accosting her. he marched himself up with all the coolness in the world, claiming kinship boldly with overton, who couldn’t forbear smiling, and immediately began to try for favor in arabella’s eyes.
but here i saw what i never did before or since with giles vernon—a woman who was utterly indifferent to him, and actually seemed to dislike him. she scarcely noticed him at first, and, when he would not be rebuffed, was so saucy to him that i wondered he stood it for a minute. but stand it he did, with the evident determination to conquer her indifference or dislike, whichever it might be.
overton seized the excuse of giles’ approach to escape, and left the house, which did not cause lady arabella to like giles any better. she returned to the card-table, giles with her, and, by the exercise of the most exquisite ingenuity, he managed to lose some money to her, which somewhat restored her good humor.
[pg 79]
at last the rout was over, and, soon after midnight, all had gone. i was shown to a bedroom, with only a partition wall between me and sir peter and lady hawkshaw; so i had the benefit of the nightly lecture lady hawkshaw gave sir peter, with the most unfailing regularity. on this particular night, they came nearer agreeing than usual, both of them discussing anxiously lady arabella’s marked fondness for play. and lady hawkshaw told of a late escapade of lady arabella’s in which a certain ace of clubs was played by her; the said ace of clubs being fashioned out of black court-plaster and white cardboard. when detected, lady arabella professed to think the whole thing a joke, but as her adversary at the time was a very old lady whose eyesight was notoriously defective, it took all of lady arabella’s wit and youth to carry it off successfully, which, however, she did. as for her trinkets, lady arabella was always buying them, and always taking a distaste to them, so she alleged, and lady hawkshaw suspected they took the place of shillings at the card-table. sir peter groaned at this, and remarked that the earl, her [pg 80]father, was the worst gamester he ever knew, except her grandfather. i do not remember any more. i tried to avoid hearing what they were saying, but every word was distinctly audible to me, until, at this point, i fell asleep and dreamed that lady hawkshaw was appointed to command the ajax, and i was to report on board next day.
