"then they sat down and talked
of their friends at home ...
and related the wondrous adventure."
—courtship of miles standish.
"do exert yourself," says molly. "i never saw any one so lazy. you don't pick one to my ten."
"i can't see how you make that out," says her companion in an injured tone. "for the last three minutes you have sat with your hands in your lap arguing about what you don't understand in the least, while i have been conscientiously slaving; and before that you ate two for every one you put in the basket."
"i never heard any one talk so much as you do, when once fairly started," says molly. "here, open your mouth until i put in this strawberry; perhaps it will stop you."
"and i find it impossible to do anything with this umbrella," says luttrell, still ungrateful, eying with much distaste the ancient article he holds aloft: "it is abominably in the way. i wouldn't mind if you wanted it, but you cannot with that gigantic hat you are wearing. may i put it down?"
"certainly not, unless you wish me to have a sun-stroke. do you?"
"no, but i really think——"
"don't think," says molly: "it is too fatiguing; and if you get used up now, i don't see what letitia will do for her jam."
"why do people make jam?" asks luttrell, despairingly; "they wouldn't if they had the picking of it: and nobody ever eats it, do they?"
"yes, i do. i love it. let that thought cheer you on to victory. oh! here is another fat one, such a monster. open your mouth again, wide, and you shall have it, because you really do begin to look weak."
they are sitting on the strawberry bank, close together, with a small square basket between them, and the pretty red and white fruit hanging from its dainty stalks all round them.
molly, in a huge hat that only partially conceals her face and throws a shadow over her glorious eyes, is intent upon her task, while luttrell, sitting opposite to her, holds over her head the very largest family umbrella ever built. it is evidently an old and esteemed friend, that has worn itself out in the massereenes' service, and now shows daylight here and there through its covering where it should not. a troublesome scorching ray comes through one of these impromptu air-holes and alights persistently on his face; at present it is on his nose, and makes that feature appear a good degree larger than nature, who has been very generous to it, ever intended.
it might strike a keen observer that mr. luttrell doesn't like the umbrella; either it or the wicked sunbeams, or the heat generally, is telling on him, slowly but surely; he has a depressed and melancholy air.
"is it good?" asks molly, à propos of the strawberry. "there, you need not bite my finger. will you have another? you really do look very badly. you don't think you are going to faint, do you?"
"molly," taking no notice of her graceful badinage, "why don't you get your grandfather to invite you to herst royal for the autumn? could you not manage it in some way? i wish it could be done."
"so do i," returns she, frankly, "but there is not the remotest chance of it. it would be quite as likely that the skies should fall. why, he does not even acknowledge me as a member of the family."
"old brute!" says luttrell from his heart.
"well, it has always been rather a regret to me, his neglect, i mean," says molly, thoughtfully, "and besides, though i know it is poor-spirited of me, i confess i have the greatest longing to see my grandfather."
"to 'see' your grandfather?"
"exactly."
"do you mean to tell me," growing absolutely animated through his surprise, "that you have never been face to face with him?"
"never. i thought you knew that. why, how amazed you look! is there anything the matter with him? is he without arms, or legs? or has he had his nose shot off in any campaign? if so, break it to me gently, and spare me the shock i might experience, if ever i make my curtsey to him."
"it isn't that," says tedcastle: "there's nothing wrong with him beyond old age, and a beastly temper; but it seems so odd that, living all your life in the very next county to his, you should never have met."
"it is not so odd, after all, when you come to think of it," says molly, "considering he never goes anywhere, as i have heard, and that i lead quite as lively an existence. but is he not a stern old thing, to keep up a quarrel for so many years, especially as it wasn't my fault, you know? i didn't insist on being born. poor mother! i think she was quite right to run away with papa, when she loved him."
"quite right," enthusiastically.
"what made her crime so unpardonable was the fact that she was engaged to another man at the time, some rich parti chosen by her father, whom she thought she liked well enough until she saw papa, and then she knew, and threw away everything for her love; and she did well," says molly, with more excitement than would be expected from her on a sentimental subject.
"still, it was rather hard on the first man, don't you think?" says luttrell. there is rather less enthusiasm in his tone this time.
"one should go to the wall, you know," argues molly, calmly, "and i for my part would not hesitate about it. now, let us suppose i am engaged to you without caring very much about you, you know, and all that, and supposing then i saw another i liked better,—why, then, i honestly confess i would not hold to my engagement with you for an hour!"
here that wicked sunbeam, with a depravity unlooked for, falling straight through the chink of the umbrella into mr. luttrell's eye, maddens him to such a degree that he rises precipitately, shuts the cause of his misfortunes with a bang, and turns on molly.
"i won't hold it up another instant," he says; "you needn't think it. i wonder massereene wouldn't keep a decent umbrella in his hall."
"what's the matter with it? i see nothing indecent about it: i think it a very charming umbrella," says molly, examining the article in question with a critical eye.
"well, at all events, this orchard is oppressive. if you don't want to kill me, you will leave it, and come to the wood, where we may know what shade means!"
"nonsense!" returns molly, unmoved. "it is delicious here, and i won't stir. how can you talk in that wild way about no shade, when you have this beautiful apple-tree right over your head? come and sit at this side; perhaps," with a smile, "you will feel more comfortable—next to me?"
thus beguiled, he yields, and seats himself beside her—very much beside her—and reconciles himself to his fate.
"i wish you would remember," she says, presently, "that you have nothing on your head. i would not be rash if i were you. take my advice and open the umbrella again, or you will assuredly be having a sun-stroke."
this is one for him and two for herself; and—need i say?—the family friend is once more unfurled, and waves to and fro majestically in the soft wind.
"now, don't you feel better?" asks molly, placing her two fingers beneath his chin, and turning his still rather angry face toward her.
"i do," replies he; and a smile creeping up into his eyes slays the chagrin that still lingers there, but half perdu.
"and—are you happy?"
"very."
"intensely happy?"
"yes."
"so much so that you could not be more so?"
"yes," replies he again, laughing, and slipping his arm round her waist. "and you?" tenderly.
"oh, i'm all right!" says miss massereene, with much graciousness, but rather disheartening vivacity. "and now begin, teddy, and tell me all about herst royal and its inmates. first, is it a pretty place?"
"it is a magnificent place. but for its attractions, and his twenty thousand pounds a year, i don't believe your grandfather would be known by any one; he is such a regular old bear. yet he is fond of society, and is never content until he has the house crammed with people, from garret to basement, to whom he makes himself odiously disagreeable whenever occasion offers. i have an invitation there for september and october."
"will you go?"
"i don't know. i have hardly made up my mind. i have been asked to the careys, and the brownes also; and i rather fancy the brownes. they are the most affording people i ever met: one always puts in such a good time at their place. but for one reason i would go there."
"what reason?"
"that herst is so much nearer to brooklyn," with a fond smile. "and, perhaps, if i came over once or twice, you would be glad to see me?"
"oh, would i not!" cries molly, her faultless face lighting up at his words. "you may be sure of it. you won't forget, will you? and you will come early, so as to spend the entire day here, and tell me all about the others who will be staying there. do you know my cousin marcia?"
"miss amherst? yes. she is very handsome, but too statuesque to please me."
"am i better-looking?"
"ten thousand times."
"and philip shadwell; he is my cousin also. do you know him?"
"very intimately. he is handsome also, but of a dark moorish sort of beauty. not a popular man, by any means. too reserved,—cold,—i don't know what it is. have you any other cousins?"
"not on my mother's side. grandpa had but three children, you know,—my mother, and philip's mother, and marcia's father: he married an italian actress, which must have been a terrible mésalliance, and yet marcia is made much of, while i am not even recognized. does it not sound unfair?"
"unaccountable. especially as i have often heard your mother was his favorite child!"
"perhaps that explains his harshness. to be deceived by one we love engenders the bitterest hatred of all. and yet how could he hate poor mamma? john says she had the most beautiful, lovable face."
"i can well believe it," replied he, gazing with undisguised admiration upon the perfect profile beside him.
"and marcia will be an heiress, i suppose?"
"she and philip will divide everything, people say, the place, of course, going to philip. lucky he! any one might envy him. you know they both live there entirely, although marcia's mother is alive and resides somewhere abroad. philip was in some dragoon regiment, but sold out about two years ago: debt, i fancy, was the cause, or something like it."
"marcia is the girl you ought to have fallen in love with, ted."
"no, thank you; i very much prefer her cousin. besides, i should have no chance, as she and philip are engaged to each other: they thought it a pity to divide the twenty thousand pounds a year. do you know, molly, i never knew what it was to covet my neighbor's goods until i met you? so you have that to answer for; but it does seem hard that one man should be so rich, and another so poor."
"are you poor, teddy?"
"very. will that make you like me less?"
"probably it will make me like you more," replies she, with a bewitching smile, stroking down the hand that supports the obnoxious umbrella (the other is supporting herself) almost tenderly. "it is only the very nicest men that haven't a farthing in the world. i have no money either, and if i had i could not keep it: so we are well met."
"but think what a bad match you are making," says he, regarding her curiously. "did you never ask yourself whether i was well off, or otherwise?"
"never!" with a gay laugh. "if i were going to marry you next week or so, it might occur to me to ask the question; but everything is so far away, what does it signify? if you had the mines of golconda, i should not like you a bit better than i do."
"my own darling! oh, molly, how you differ from most girls one meets. now, in london, once they find out i am only the third son, they throw me over without warning, and generally manage to forget the extra dance they had promised, while their mothers look upon me, and such as me, as a pestilence. and you, sweetheart, you never once asked me how much a year i had!"
"you have your pay, i suppose?" says molly, doubtfully. "is that much?"
"very handsome," replies he, laughing; "a lieutenant's pay generally is. but i have something besides that; about as much as most fellows would spend on their stabling. i have precisely five hundred and fifty pounds a year, neither more nor less, and i owe two hundred pounds. does not that sound tempting? the two hundred pounds i owe don't count, because the governor will pay up that; he always does in the long run; and i haven't asked him for anything out of the way now for fully eight months." he says this with a full consciousness of his own virtue.
"i call five hundred and fifty pounds a year a great deal," says molly, with a faint ring of disappointment in her tone. "i fancied you downright poor from what you said. why, you might marry to-morrow morning on that."
"so i might," agrees he, eagerly; "and so i will. that is, not to-morrow, exactly, but as soon as ever i can."
"perhaps you will," says molly, slowly; "but, if so, it will not be me you will marry. bear that in mind. no, we won't argue the matter: as far as i am concerned it doesn't admit of argument." then recurring to the former topic: "why, john has only seven hundred pounds, and he has all the children and letitia and me to provide for, and he keeps lovat—that is the eldest boy—at a very good school as well. how could you call yourself poor, with five hundred pounds a year?"
"it ought to be six hundred and fifty pounds; but i thought it a pity to burden myself with superfluous wealth in my palmy days, so i got rid of it," says he, laughing.
"gambling?"
"well, yes, i suppose so."
"cards?"
"no, horses. it was in india,—stupid part, you know, and nothing to do. potts suggested military races, and we all caught at it. and—and i didn't have much luck, you know," winds up luttrell, ingenuously.
"i don't like that young man," says molly, severely. "you are always talking of him, and he is my idea of a ne'er-do-weel. your mr. potts seems never to be out of mischief. he is the head and front of every offense."
"are you talking of potts?" says her lover, in grieved amazement. "a better fellow never stepped. nothing underhand about potts. when you see him you will agree with me."
"i will not. i can see him in my mind's eye already. i know he is tall, and dark, and insinuating, and, in fact, a mephistopheles."
luttrell roars.
"oh, if you could but see potts!" he says. "he is the best fellow in the world, but—— he ought to be called rufus: his hair is red, his face is red, his nose is red, he is all red," finishes tedcastle, with a keen enjoyment of his friend's misfortunes.
"poor man," kindly; "i forgive him his small sins; he must be sufficiently punished by his ugliness. did you like being in india?"
"pretty well. at times it was rather slow, and our regiment has somehow gone to the dogs of late. no end of underbred fellows have joined, with quite too much the linen-draper about them to be tolerated."
"how sad! your candor amazes me. i thought every soldier made it a point to be enthusiastic over his brother soldiers, whether by being so he lied or not."
"then look upon me as an exception. the fact is, i grew rather discontented about three years ago when my greatest chum sold out and got married. you have no idea how lost a fellow feels when that happens. but for potts i might have succumbed."
"potts! what a sweet name it is!" says molly, mischievously.
"what's in a name?" with a laugh. "he was generally called mrs. luttrell, we were so much together: so his own didn't matter. but i missed penthony stafford awfully."
"and mrs. penthony, did you like her?"
"lady stafford, you mean? penthony is a baronet. yes, i like her immensely, and the whole affair was so peculiar. you won't believe me when i tell you that, though they have now been married for three years, her husband has never seen her."
"but that would be impossible."
"it is a fact for all that. shall i tell you the story? most people know it by this, i think: so i am breaking no faith by telling it to you."
"never mind whether you are or not," says molly: "i must and will hear it now."
"well, to begin with, you must understand that she and her husband are first cousins. have you mastered that fact?"
"though not particularly gifted, i think i have. i rather flatter myself i could master more than that," says molly, significantly, giving his ear a pinch, short but sharp.
"she is also a cousin of mine, though not so near. well, about three years ago, when she was only cecil hargrave, and extremely poor, an uncle of theirs died, leaving his entire property, which was very considerable, between them, on the condition that they should marry each other. if they refused, it was to go to a lunatic asylum, or a refuge for dogs, or something equally uninteresting."
"he would have made a very successful lunatic himself, it seems to me. what a terrible condition!"
"now, up to this they had been utter strangers to each other, had never even been face to face, and being told they must marry whether they liked it or not, or lose the money, they of course on the spot conceived an undying hatred for each other. penthony even refused to see his possible wife, when urged to do so, and cecil, on her part, quite as strenuously opposed a meeting. still, they could not make up their minds to let such a good property slip through their fingers."
"it was hard."
"things dragged on so for three months, and then, cecil, being a woman, was naturally the one to see a way out of it. she wrote to sir penthony saying, if he would sign a deed giving her a third of the money, and promising never to claim her as his wife, or interfere with her in any way, beyond having the marriage ceremony read between them, she would marry him."
"and he?" asks molly, eagerly, bending forward in her excitement.
"why, he agreed, of course. what was it to him? he had never seen her, and had no wish to make her acquaintance. the document was signed, the license was procured. on the morning of the wedding, he looked up a best man, and went down to the country, saw nothing of his bride until a few minutes before the service began, when she entered the room covered with so thick a veil that he saw quite as little of her then, was married, made his best bow to the new lady stafford, and immediately returning to town, set out a few days later for a foreign tour, which has lasted ever since. now, is not that a thrilling romance, and have i not described it graphically?"
"the 'polite story-teller' sinks into insignificance beside you: such a flow of language deserves a better audience. but really, teddy, i never heard so extraordinary a story. to marry a woman, and never have the curiosity to raise her veil to see whether she was ugly or pretty! it is inconceivable! he must be made of ice."
"he is warm-hearted, and one of the jolliest fellows you could meet. curiously enough, from a letter he wrote me just before starting he gave me the impression that he believed his wife to be not only plain, but vulgar in appearance."
"and is she?"
"she is positively lovely. rather small, perhaps, but exquisitely fair, with large laughing blue eyes, and the most fetching manner. if he had raised her veil, i don't believe he would ever have gone abroad to cultivate the dusky nigger."
"what became of her,—'poor maid forlorn?'"
"she gave up 'milking the cow with the crumpled horn,' and the country generally, and came up to london, where she took a house, went into society, and was the rage all last season."
"why did you not tell him how pretty she was?" impatiently.
"because i was in ireland at the time on leave, and heard nothing of it until i received that letter telling of the marriage and his departure. i was thunderstruck, you may be sure, but it was too late then to interfere. some one told me the other day he is on his way home."
"'when greek meets greek' we know what happens," says molly. "i think their meeting will be awkward."
"rather. she is to be at herst this autumn: she was a ward of your grandfather's."
"don't fall in love with her, teddy."
"how can i, when you have put it out of my power? there is no room in my heart for any one but molly bawn. besides, it would be energy wasted, as she is encased in steel. a woman in her equivocal position, and possessed of so much beauty, might be supposed to find it difficult to steer her bark safely through all the temptations of a london season; yet the flattery she received, and all the devotion that was laid at her feet, touched her no more than if she was ninety, instead of twenty-three."
"yet what a risk it is! how will it be some day if she falls in love? as they say all people do once in their lives."
"why, then, she will have her mauvais quart-d'heure, like the rest of us. up to the present she has enjoyed her life to the utmost, and finds everything couleur de rose."
"would it not be charming," says molly, with much empressement, "if, when sir penthony comes home and sees her, they should both fall in love with each other?"
"charming, but highly improbable. the fates are seldom so propitious. it is far more likely they will fall madly in love with two other people, and be unhappy ever after."
"oh, cease such raven's croaking," says molly, laying her hand upon his lips. "i will not listen to it. whatever the fates may be, love, i know, is kind."
"is it?" asks he, wistfully. "you are my love—are you kind?"
"and you are my lover," returns molly. "and you most certainly are not kind, for that is the third time you have all but run that horrid umbrella into my left eye. surely, because you hold it up for your own personal convenience is no reason why you should make it an instrument of torture to every one else. now you may finish picking those strawberries without me, for i shall not stay here another instant in deadly fear of being blinded for life."
with this speech—so flagrantly unjust as to render her companion dumb—she rises, and catching up her gown, runs swiftly away from him down the garden-path, and under the wealthy trees, until at last the garden-gate receives her in its embrace and hides her from his view.